the state troopers are everywhere

pass the law

they're the ones who creep the streets for speeding cars

lol

I know a deputy in the next county over who used to work up there, wasn't a trooper though. He said the pay is good

I can get behind the Trump dynasty

Broke: 4 years
Woke: 8 years
Bespoke: forever on his golden throne

allah is gay:change my mind

ya know i had to do it to em

They had an Alaska State Trooper show

ik

i never watched it doh

Moon do you have the Alaskan accent?

what do you mean

C'mon man don't bullshit me

i legit don't know what you mean

do you mean like sarah palin's accent?

alaskan accent

if so hers is like the general northern-y accent

>ywn see russia from your house

i can't, but there are some russians here

like the descendants of the russians who were here

i honestly don't know what you mean by the alaskan accent

but i don't have any accent

my dad was born in California (and moved before it went super gay faggy)

and my mom was born in Mississippi

so i think their accents

cancelled eachother out

because i don't have a southern accent, despite also essentially growing up in the South (I was born in Alaska though, and we moved back)

so you're saying you hate southerners?

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmYvjt5lGX0

@Deleted User do you know Myles Bennett Dyson?

lol

Dixie Land is best, besides Alabama and the Drivers in South Carolina

i lived in Alabama, but not in the super hick areas

like right on the Gulf of Mexico