Message from @TheKekscernist

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2018-07-28 03:24:57 UTC  

French, German, Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish soldiers can have beards

2018-07-28 03:25:25 UTC  

Pretty sure in 24/7 mopp it will cause problems

2018-07-28 03:25:45 UTC  

Yeah but someday and World War 3 everyone is going to be dead from gas attacks except us, and somewhere, some s*** ass retired second lieutenant is going to feel like a hero

2018-07-28 03:25:59 UTC  

I have a friend from college who joined the Danish Army. He joined the only unit that requires shaving. The Life Guards

2018-07-28 03:26:06 UTC  

Truth

2018-07-28 03:26:38 UTC  

But do they require shaving when they deploy?

2018-07-28 03:27:20 UTC  

No

2018-07-28 03:27:25 UTC  

Who actually requires shaving outside of the fob?

2018-07-28 03:27:31 UTC  

Its fine to say they allow beards but unless you cite their entire section we dont know what they have to do

2018-07-28 03:28:39 UTC  

There is also the part at some point you wont have grooming tools to keep it good.

2018-07-28 03:29:08 UTC  

You have your bayonet, sweet cheeks

2018-07-28 03:29:10 UTC  

Im sure it works with some beards but at some point its going to be a problme

2018-07-28 03:29:19 UTC  

A quick Google search can find you a ton of pics of European troops deployed with beards

2018-07-28 03:29:25 UTC  

Well yeah you'd need a standard

2018-07-28 03:29:31 UTC  

We have it at the police department too

2018-07-28 03:29:37 UTC  

Most are pogs though

2018-07-28 03:29:43 UTC  

We can have beards, but within a certain length, has to look good

2018-07-28 03:29:52 UTC  

Just remember boys, don't shoot the white ones with beards

2018-07-28 03:30:16 UTC  

Every single person I saw outside the fob was shaved or super short hair

2018-07-28 03:30:19 UTC  

There's a ton of French and German combat arms who had beards

2018-07-28 03:30:35 UTC  

Even at the cop?

2018-07-28 03:31:13 UTC  

They started requiring it whil I was there yeah

2018-07-28 03:31:24 UTC  

Damn
Whipped

2018-07-28 03:32:14 UTC  

Though I guess it would be pretty embarrassing to lose a whole squad to friendly fire while coming back from patrol

2018-07-28 03:32:35 UTC  

Just cuz they look like muzzies

2018-07-28 03:32:39 UTC  

Lol

2018-07-28 03:32:53 UTC  

Ff is retarded

2018-07-28 03:33:12 UTC  

Check your fucking targets and update frontline traces

2018-07-28 03:33:23 UTC  

Dumbass mother fuckers

2018-07-28 03:33:24 UTC  

Cue SECDEF struggling to explain why US soldiers shoot at anything with beards out there

2018-07-28 03:33:48 UTC  

Or terrible RTO

2018-07-28 03:34:15 UTC  

Afghans had guns while we were there lol

2018-07-28 03:34:35 UTC  

They were guarding construction crews no uniforms

2018-07-28 03:34:37 UTC  

Yeah, but why raise the odds?

2018-07-28 03:34:53 UTC  

Our LT just walked over and asked wtf

2018-07-28 03:35:06 UTC  

Was pretty funny

2018-07-28 03:35:35 UTC  

HAMALA HAMALA DURKA DURKA
"Okay, forget I asked!"

2018-07-28 03:35:39 UTC  

How the fuck do you not know where your people are?

2018-07-28 03:36:01 UTC  

Ask pat tillman

2018-07-28 03:36:17 UTC  

Name is familiar. Refresh my memory

2018-07-28 03:36:18 UTC  

Army *RANGEEEER*!!!