Wow having sex before marriage with your first partner hurts that badly?

Doom memes are top tier honestly

I mean after a while you so go numb

And it has been a very long while for doom guy

I bet he has all sorts of psychological ticks normal people dont have

Like after Afghanistan I would freak out when I pat my side and my rifle wasnt there

I couldnt imagine he can feel at ease without a weapon nearby

Same for being out of his armor

I also think loud noises would be a huge no no

Imagine a DOOM+Berserk crossover event

He wears a white dress shirt and black tie now
But he doesn't take off the helmet
He did once. In front of his boss. It was the eyes.
Everyone in the company knows him. The stark contrast of the helmet - some people swear the rust on the back is blood - and his casual dress clothes... Well. They know who he is. No one really knows him. He stays pretty quiet at the staff meetings.
He came in one day with love bites on his neck. But he wept bitterly all day. I hear he lives in an apartment now, what with the child support payments...

"I miss my shotgun. It's for the best though..."

I didn't even ask him about his shotgun

...
Hello, I'm Kekscernist and sometimes I have no filter

He really couldnt live a normal life

Needs a cabin

Doesnt need a gun to hunt his hands are fine

But he keeps his shotgun on his hip just incase they come back

So a random drunk Korean guy approached my group of friends as we went out to smoke and went on a 30 ish minutes rant about Americans being beautiful people and how he hated Koreans Because they had "devil mind".
There was something about Martin Luther (from Lutheran, not the Kang) and a few minutes about Koreans priests/pastors just wanting money
I'm not sure if he had too much to drink or if he was extremely Fucking woke 🤨

Just watched the Kanye episode
"don lemon-party"
lmao

@Ehzek I have the same problem with pistols now, because I unholster when I'm taking a shit, or put it in the lockbox at the jail so I always panic and think that I forgot it in the bathroom somewhere.

News stories of people leaving guns around in public have ruined me

Operation Spooky skeleton is a go

Make extremely racist memes using skeletons and try to make them look like white pride symbols, Lets see how quick people stop using Skeletons for Halloween decor

My house is currently full of Cuban Missionaries and their families.

Stunning and brave

Their church is having a meeting in Canada. My dad is a former pastor so he got to know them and decided to invite them all for lunch

Love this video :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZcDdCLeUZ4

Brexit is fucked

I am sorry people

Theresa May is a first degree cuck and EU fanatic surrounded by people who support the eu and reject the democratic will of the british people.

@Deleted User For taking a crap put your pistol in your underwear. Cant really do much about the lock box. But me too mostly. Wheres my weapon panic accounts for like 99% of all my anxiety. Ive never left it anywhere and always place it somewhere secure, but if my mind ever forgets for a second heart rate spikes hard.

There is a bunch of little stress related things like that. I dont think most people realize the weird forms ptsd can take.

Back to a crowd, not having a weapon, doors not being locked, walk ways being blocked, people acting like idiots.

Though I guess its only PTS until it becomes a problem

It's not paranoia if they're out to get you :>

But yeah, pistol goes right on the fart streaks in the ol' briefs

s'okay, gives it more character