Even the French ads are good

Nothing more sexy than an ak and a scud missle

https://youtu.be/aMBhnzl2xDE

This one

Now if it makes your dick twitch, then you can always learn Russia and join, they do accept foreigners

Boo

Bad idea

Russian army for Russians

I wouldn’t mind having tons of kids and getting to meet Putin 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

Pay is a bit better than half of ours and there is still corporal punishment

Actually most of the world still smacks the shit out of people

Corporal punishment in Russia?

In schools?

In the army

Hmm

I dunno about schools

Never heard of that

We had it here until like the 80s

Wow

I thought that shit was only in schools

1 reason you would not want to be in Ivan army as a fresh meat

Nope, in basic training they used to hit people

Dedovshina

Oh that

Fuck that

Not a good thing

which is basically recruits serving longer treating the freshies as slaves

Until Putin came the Russian Army was a shithole of abuse including rape and forced prostitution

and the hazing goes to the extreme

True

It still has issues but he has cleaned it up A LOT compared to what it was before

Cut conscription time in half, raised pay a lot

Can be true

At least I think it's way better than it was in the pre Soviet era

Well at one time the Imperial Russian Army required everyone to grow a bigass mustache

No shit

Also there were kossacks back then

can confirm about the facial hair in imperial army

I have a photo of my great grandfather in his army uniform ,from 1900.

That's badass

Same