Francis is the Bernie Sanders of the Vatican

I am raised catholic, my late grandmother taught me the prayers and stuff, I got most of the sacraments. My wife sings in our local church's choir. I'm not really practicing though.

I was raised anti catholic protestant

My grand father would tell me there is a special place in hell for catholics

I go to church twice a year - the Midnight Mass on Christmans Eve, and when it's our priest's birthday.

I was also told by the minister of our church that he'd burn the church down before he allowed gay marriages

My priest caught charges for anti-gay shitposting.

was cleared of them though.

My cousin committed suicide, minister went up to my aunt and uncle "im sorry about your son but he is in hell"

They stopped going

I still go

well suicide is a sin after all.

AMEN

one of the biggest ones.

AMEN

Also he agrees with the wall

Says the muslims are The Philistines of old

Trying to conquer judah and western civilizations

I went to a catholic service once

Suicide is a sin, but if someone is mentally ill, even temporarily, and cannot really make decisions, then we entrust his soul to the mercy of God

Same as an infant, aborted child, etc.

We just trust that God's mercy, wisdom, and justice will see righteousness done.

Old Believers believe that Christ had a beard and that all men should follow his example, so shaving is considered a great sin.

a fun little fact.

Where do I sign up

Well I’m fucked then. I can’t grow a beard for shit 🤣

Heathen

I'm surprised at your age

I couldn't grow one when I was in high school and college

Wasn't allowed in the army or in EMS, now I can't stop it even if I wanted to, I'd have a 5 o clock shadow by lunchtime

After like 4 or 5 days not shaving.

That’s all I got 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

go see an endocrinologist.

Nice

Beard transplant

Why should I see an endocrinologist?

my advice. I have facial hair growth problems too. "how often I shave" was the first question during my appointment.

maybe your hormones are screwed up or something.

That was my case.

Oh I got you.

It’s actually gotten “thicker” since I stopped shaving every 2 days.