Message from @Andrules

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2019-03-22 15:04:04 UTC  

but there you have it bois

2019-03-22 15:05:02 UTC  

@Andrules Odd notice, but still a notice 👌

2019-03-22 15:05:36 UTC  

American, Delta, United, and Alaska Airlines are now offering non-binary gender options for booking

2019-03-22 15:05:44 UTC  

Guess whose planes I'll never sit in again

2019-03-22 15:06:03 UTC  

I haven't flown since 2013

2019-03-22 15:06:14 UTC  

I haven't flown since a month ago

2019-03-22 15:06:27 UTC  

Delta and I fucking hated it

2019-03-22 15:06:44 UTC  

Last year it was Hainan and I loved it so much I wanted to just stay in the airplane

2019-03-22 15:06:46 UTC  

Went to Florida in 2001 after 9/11 to Disney with family. Last time I flew.

2019-03-22 15:06:55 UTC  

I just haven't seen much reason to leave Iowa. I love how you see airlines flying overhead and then they just keep going and leave us the fuck alone

2019-03-22 15:07:09 UTC  

Actually saw a turban head and freaked the fuck out.

2019-03-22 15:07:21 UTC  

Sikh?

2019-03-22 15:07:26 UTC  

Sikhs are alright

2019-03-22 15:07:29 UTC  

I wasn’t audible or anything about it though. So no autistic screaming.

2019-03-22 15:07:33 UTC  

I asked you before what kinda work you do Discernist, and now since you said Iowa, I know the answer. You're a farmer.

2019-03-22 15:07:42 UTC  

Nah the sand people turban heads. Islamic.

2019-03-22 15:07:51 UTC  

🤣

2019-03-22 15:07:55 UTC  

YEP you doxxed me Rag good work I'm a farmer

2019-03-22 15:08:01 UTC  

Has to be a farmer or a repair shop guy.

2019-03-22 15:08:10 UTC  

How do you get electricity and internet out there

2019-03-22 15:08:47 UTC  

Thanks to... FDR? And his electrify the country plan.

2019-03-22 15:09:00 UTC  

Coincidentally I'm taking a shit

2019-03-22 15:09:03 UTC  

Diarrhea

2019-03-22 15:10:21 UTC  

yep that's what we do in Iowa we repair cars harvest corn and slaughter pigs
You're welcome for that pork sandwich btw

2019-03-22 15:10:30 UTC  

Haha

2019-03-22 15:10:56 UTC  

Glad to know when it hits the fan we won't have to search long for a King of Iowa

2019-03-22 15:11:26 UTC  

We know we can count on you and all ten of your subjects

2019-03-22 15:12:10 UTC  

das rite mufucker

2019-03-22 15:12:17 UTC  

nobody out here to bother us

2019-03-22 15:12:29 UTC  

have fun getting assraped by ten million immigrants

2019-03-22 15:12:45 UTC  

Haha

2019-03-22 15:12:56 UTC  

I feel like I'm getting raped by niggas right now with this shit

2019-03-22 15:13:02 UTC  

Damn spicy food

2019-03-22 15:13:35 UTC  

It's really neat the way y'all's counties are all laid out

2019-03-22 15:13:40 UTC  

Like a waffle

2019-03-22 15:13:41 UTC  

bitchass
Can't remember the last time spicy food has given me problems
We have iron rectums up here

2019-03-22 15:16:16 UTC  

This one's rough

2019-03-22 15:16:26 UTC  

We have some pretty awesome chili peppers here

2019-03-22 15:17:04 UTC  

Wow I could see one in the turd

2019-03-22 15:17:08 UTC  

Little red square

2019-03-22 15:17:45 UTC  

The bowl looked like some kinda virus under a microscope, but light brown