It's the way it is built

Man's dick is not meant to go in man's asshole

yea, it is natural, it is completely normal to feel lust and to want to bang a hot girl, so whereas i do find it immoral to have sex prior to marriage, i at least understand it and i do not hold it against people unless i expect more of them

Premarital sex is like eating spaghetti with your hands. While gay sex is like eating shit.

And often that's not a mere analogy

Because of how tight an asshole is, it works like a toilet plunger

So in the end when the top withdraws, there is a suction effect and a mess

If he has enough shit saved up then it will start to come out when he's getting fucked, like if you put a basketball in a bucket of water

Doing anal is destroying your ass

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Probably nailing a big nose from his tribe

Hamas got him

RIP

Or Mossad sent him on a secret mission

maybe he's mowing down rock throwers with his trusty uzi

they don't use uzi there

Only missiles

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True

Collateral damage is what Joos do best

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I'm going to rest for an hour or two because fatigued just hit me hard, cya later my nibbas

Speaking of gay

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>MAP

Nigga must be into babies or something sick

What's map?

Karl

Get the Zyklon-B

as britboi said

codeword for

PEDOFAG

Im sitting outside the sheriff's office cause I need to get warrants from the judge and get deputized

And I see all their jail eputies going back and forth getting off work or coming to work

Niggas walking with a limp like they got one leg

Some dude with long hair like George Carlin

This is the most laid back country bumpkin place I've seen so far

Average size town, actually

Sheriff: "nah we don't need any policy manual"