“Sir, do you have a license to commit a civil war?”

My step brother was getting anally raped by his bf, so my step dad tried to get him out of that situation and my step brother called the cops on my step dad said he raped him as a child. 2 year investigation and a (polygraph)ie detector test later my step dad was found not guilty

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@wwezombiegod one of my closest friends is gay. I don't hate him. Just my brother is disgusting and I hate him. Plus he tried to drown me as a kid

“What...no, course not you bloody bastard”

Then again he is 8 years older than me

And now he is the bitch

Sandor Clegane in here?

He he he

He try to burn you too?

No

Throw the gauntlet and ask him for a duel

He is the bitch...🤔

We're getting our very own cleganebowl

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Power bottom? 🤣

Oh god no

🤣

I see a lot of abduls in his future

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Don’t pretend you’ve never asked or been told 🤣🤣

He once asked to fuck me when he was drunk

Hahahahahaahahaha

holy shit

Thats haram

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I said you do.

You should say yes but he has to blindfold, then put a blender where he thinks your asshole is

I once kicked him hard enough in his dick it was brusied

Make him transgender

Waits in the 40%

His "husband" is

Kick him harder

So hard his penis goes in and forms a pussy

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You could always castrate him and send him to a monastery you know

Mate he is not Christian

He wants to be muslim

Hahahaha

even better

Send him to gay camp

He will be throwed from a roof