Message from @Andrules
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Say it!
"Ragnarok was right."
Ragnarok was right, we need a strong protestant church <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200> <:smuglaugh:448311843086401536> <:laugh:448312947073351681>
Hahahaha
I know I know, move it to meme shitposting
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You need *no* Protestant church
They belong to the Masons and the Jews
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How many Protestant churches believe in muh democracy and muh greatest ally???
Exactly.
Boomerism
There’s several here that don’t mention Israel, like ever.
No more than a standard “pray for persecuted Christians” kind of thing.
But they're boomer
You *know* they are boomer
Yeah there’s a shit load of boomers in all of them that are 100% “Israel is our greatest ally”
Yeah we have a bean nigger problem
They’ve illegally invaded this country. Yet they’re completely devout Catholics 🤔
Don’t file marriage certificates because they’re *married in the eyes of God*
So they commit fraud to the US government and increase their *free* money from us taxpayers and drive our property taxes higher and higher.
Blows my mind they can behave this way and still claim to be *devout Catholics*
It's a sin to enter into a civil marriage outside of the Church except in a country that has received dispensation like France
Because in those countries, clergy do not have to power to pronounce legal marriage
So the faithful have to get a civil marriage, and then have the church ceremony the next day
So their "marriage in the eyes of God" is a sin in itself, and unless both are baptized, it *might* not even be valid
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Valid, as in valid to the church?
As in valid.
Not canonically married and therefore if they have sex it's fornication and they'll go to hell
Because I know it doesn't count for the government lol
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It's not funny... but I'm hysterical over here
That's not something I'm making up either. Several people told my dad that at his last job.
I can't remember what brought it up. He was the safety guy there. The damn hispanics would tell him they couldn't take the pain meds for their "workplace injury" because it made their dick limp <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
He also had a woman in Mexico tell him that she wasn't getting married for awhile because she wants to "have fun". If she gets married, she has to start having babies. This was like 15 years ago.