@Thornberry SAME

*thorn calls his wife to bed and it's only 10pm*

I can see my grandfather beating me to death if I get to heaven

@Deleted User I see my grandmother weeping

From 13-20 I was jerking off atleast twice a day every day

@Thornberry I started from 12 until 17 I would dry it everyday

@wwezombiegod I once jerked off 5 times in one day

I thought I was going to bleed

Meh my bf would wank it 4-5 times per day

Back when there was only one computer in the house and it was in the living room so I jerked off to catharine zeta Jones in James Bond: Golden Eye

Via VHS

Old school boomer

here

Those were dark ages

@wwezombiegod Best friend

I'm not gay unlike ya anglicans

Cause what?

You gonna stab me with your butterknife? <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

https://youtu.be/xjshZpv61JU

Butterknoife

This scene was reminded many a time

Rewinded*

@Thornberry who the nigger is Catherine Zeta Jones

No sorry

@Thornberry You could wank it with Austin power

Not her

Famke Janssen

@Deleted User I did

Lotta vagina or whatever

@wwezombiegod Ya don't have balls? How ya crossed your legs? 😛

I use to wipe my hands off on one section of my bedroom wall

Had a British flag covering it

@Thornberry eww mate

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I'm the only one used the bathroom when the deed was done?

Then one day I came home

Mom cleaned my roo.

Room*

It was cleaned

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