It's not

Good they might think it's in Africa

@Ragnarok no

Did you jack off too much @Thornberry

@wwezombiegod You don't even know where Greece is

I haven't jacked off in 2 months @Ragnarok

Doctor rags

Should be saying "ever"

My bad

Yeah then I would wait a week and get it checked if it doesn't change

Well most greeks believe that most English men are gay

haha

@wwezombiegod

A tender bump from excessive masturbating is nothing to be alarmed about, it'll go away when you stop condemning your soul to eternal fire by jacking off

And thats where you are wrong nigga @wwezombiegod

Banks get the cardboards

so they sleep under bridges

@Ragnarok I'll stop immediately

Does getting a blow job count?

I only jack it off like once per month nowdays

I like my monthly blowie

and still feel bad for that <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

@wwezombiegod Meh, most just off themselves when they get to point that lose their house

@Deleted User I just think of my dead relatives a friend watching me from heaven laughing at me then I stop

@Thornberry if it's from your wife it's ok

@Thornberry SAME

*thorn calls his wife to bed and it's only 10pm*

I can see my grandfather beating me to death if I get to heaven

@Deleted User I see my grandmother weeping

From 13-20 I was jerking off atleast twice a day every day

@Thornberry I started from 12 until 17 I would dry it everyday

@wwezombiegod I once jerked off 5 times in one day

I thought I was going to bleed

Meh my bf would wank it 4-5 times per day

Back when there was only one computer in the house and it was in the living room so I jerked off to catharine zeta Jones in James Bond: Golden Eye

Via VHS

Old school boomer

here

Those were dark ages

@wwezombiegod Best friend

I'm not gay unlike ya anglicans