Message from @Reaper5594
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Avot, 3:1
@D-FENS also, this Mishnah is said in jewish funerals
A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing.
The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap.
He's so angry, he shouts "God dammit, I missed!".
The nun reminds him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and the priest apologizes and tries again.
He hits it into the rough, and in his anger, shouts "God dammit, I MISSED!".
The nun once again tells him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and he apologizes again.
On his third shot, he hits it into the water and yells "GOD DAMMIT I MISSED!" and before the nun can say anything, a bolt of lightning strikes the nun, killing her instantly.
Out of nowhere, a loud voice booms "God dammit, I missed!".
@Deleted User let's start a store on the dark web
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Sell machine guns and drugs for bitcoin
But never deliver the product
Lol we can become politicians to do the same shit
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@Ragnarok So I did a rundown here, you need between 40-50k to run for presidency here, something feasible to restore theocracy in the future <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>
That's a lot cheaper than here
well thats for a new-comer others give a lot more (from taxed money ofc)
LMAO RAGS
So if my plan to become a technocrat succeeds I will be able to run for presidency in a few years <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>
Emperor
Help us restore our lands in the west
Then we can take back the Holy Land
@wwezombiegod I promise ya I will stop them seeing them as illegal. I will begin thinking them as non-humans
So I got a European in one of my groups that is NOT pleased about Boris, which honestly makes me like Boris more, because that dude's a prick.
Well, most patriotic sites here are not rejoicing for boris, in contrary they call him turk lover.
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The volume knob stops in the 2019 Dodge Durango aren't perfectly synchronized with the radio volume and it pisses me off
@Thornberry I do remember having a mouse with a ball, it was hell
A nigga I know made a Facebook group convincing hundreds of people to drink turpentine and kerosene for medical purposes. Holistic homeopathic shit.
It lasted a year.
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Which @wwezombiegod
Gold from 2013
@wwezombiegod ....thanks<:TimeToDiePepe:589190018174812210>
@Thornberry how did y'all mount your shotguns and rifles
I have an overhead shotgun rack fixed to the cage and I don't like it, feels awkward to try to get it out quickly
We don't have vertical racks like we should. So when I get in I've just been laying it in the seat
Tonight though I kinda found a new way to do it
Hello everybody!!