once Purple Aki is dead, Britons will start working out again

😂

suuuure

that's the reason

He’s only in Liverpool

He’s like 7ft and just walks around town with a Tesco shopping bag 🤣

remember britbong
there's no reason to carry a weapon

There is no reason to work out brit either

honestly there's no reason to do anything

remember Britbong, there's no reason to eat a pizza

The years is 2029
on every corner there is a pizza dropbox
"No decent person needs to eat a pizza."

exaaaactly

and you know

minorities are too poor to eat pizza

so eating a pizza is oppressive to immigrants

machetes?

attaboooy

@D-FENS looks like fallout 76

😍

4X THE DETAIL

😂

Seeing a yard like that, I wish I was American.

I dunno

seeing photos of occidental countryside

stirs me loins

d-fens probly low-key listens to cardi b

d-fens is like "European culture is shit"
(listens to new country)

@wwezombiegod

(eye glow)
"FOR THIS ONE"

🤣

Simon Pegg is a real Chad

wow, black bears even

keep that M1 handy

You like farcry?

Want to join my edens gate server?

>be British
>questioned by police
"I trust your paperwork is in order for that cutlery?"
>yes sir
>at home
>open drawer
(screeching violins)
>knife drawer
>Guy Fawkes mask

I swear

no matter where you go in America you have your choice of ways to die

if I were in your position I'd know how to shoot .454 by now

the original, brook-no-arguments yeet cannon