Message from @Scribblehatch
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But on their new commercial they say they're going to do a better job of protecting your privacy
Random note: I actually got that report from the Guardian of all places
Dont you trust them after they paid for this commercial?
That depends.
Did they use the hopeful piano music?
If so, yes. Sign me the fuck up.
I trust them immediately.
Hell yes they used inspriing piano music
Here. Together.
If it has sad puppies and children on screen with violin music, I know things are serious and I should give them money
Oh my fucking god I was *joking*
COULD PEOPLE STOP USING THAT FUCKING PIANO
CHRIST ALMIGHTY AM I SICK OF THAT FUCKING PIANO
And it all started with that Mac and PC bullshit back in the early 00s.
You should change your name to that
As long as it's instrumental, you can always make up your own lyrics
For over 15 years now, every commercial has been the same.
Thankfully nine you dont have to give them money, just your personnel information
Fun?
Not constantly RISING UPLIFTING
But just being a bit SILLY?
Can't, fun's offensive to someone, somewhere
That commercial is perfect. Just a nice short VISIT to weird.
Pleasant.
Not culty.
whatchamacallits are the shit
Just take a break and watch Japanese commercials if your need a silly laugh
Oh I do.
I sing this as loud as I can.
**RAMEN WO KUWASERO~~~~**
Also I liked when commercials weren't afraid to be SILLY DARK
You didn't just have to be silly light, you could go SILLY DARK.
My flagship example being this fucking crazy shit.
"Caucasian?"
"NO. PINK"
I blame the fall with the "cool" Super Bowl commercials.