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i was also underage

u know what im saying

its all downhill from here

i was slammin mad 15 year old pussy when i was 15-16

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my gf was so fucking hot all the neighbor kids were jealous as fuck

i'd throw big ass house parties

when my parents went on their anniversary and shit

it was epic

i never threw anything lmao

was poor as fuck

i'd tell my neighbors i was having a party and they were all cool

and then like 100 cars would show up

line the entire neighborhood

ahahahah

u cheeky cunt

somehow the cops never came to a single one

by some miracle

one time my friend with benefit's best friend decided it would be a good idea to write all over my parent's garage refrigerator with sharpie marker and i flipped the fuck OUT

i was high on klonopin and drunk as fuck

my high school experience was like a movie

sadly it was also my peak

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klonopin???

whats that

a benzo

blimey

like xanax but lasts longer and makes me incredible pissed off for some reason

xanax doesnt work on me

tried several times

no effects

I haven't touched a female in 2 months

i'm gonna boog so bad

Elliot Rodgers is gonna look like a High School musical production

mate i havent had any this year its alright

benzos are notorious for making you think you're not fucked up when you are incredibly fucked up to everyone around you

sounds like my kinda drug