Message from @Toni
Discord ID: 699090127099658300
i know female nature enough that i know i would never date an npc
Nigga I'm a NPC
I smoked too much weed
my last gf was an npc AND bipolar
i havent dated since i got completely disillusioned over not being able to find a girl as good as the one i had WHEN I WAS A FACKEN KID
swore off cunts until i found one worth keeping around
still waiting
yea bro same
that 14 year old pussy was juicy as fuck
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i was also underage
u know what im saying
its all downhill from here
i was slammin mad 15 year old pussy when i was 15-16
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my gf was so fucking hot all the neighbor kids were jealous as fuck
i'd throw big ass house parties
when my parents went on their anniversary and shit
it was epic
was poor as fuck
i'd tell my neighbors i was having a party and they were all cool
and then like 100 cars would show up
line the entire neighborhood
ahahahah
u cheeky cunt
somehow the cops never came to a single one
by some miracle
one time my friend with benefit's best friend decided it would be a good idea to write all over my parent's garage refrigerator with sharpie marker and i flipped the fuck OUT
i was high on klonopin and drunk as fuck
my high school experience was like a movie
sadly it was also my peak
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klonopin???
whats that
a benzo
blimey
like xanax but lasts longer and makes me incredible pissed off for some reason