Message from @Rabbi Shekels

Discord ID: 478379257135890433


2018-08-13 01:45:09 UTC  

The only way to fly.

2018-08-13 01:45:16 UTC  

Everything is just more enjoyable on the toilet. This is scientific fact.

2018-08-13 01:45:25 UTC  

Number one console for number two.

2018-08-13 01:45:28 UTC  

I play SNES on a high-def TV

2018-08-13 01:45:33 UTC  

eating on the toilet, not so much

2018-08-13 01:45:54 UTC  

Why would you do that

2018-08-13 01:46:41 UTC  

Sometimes I drink coffee on the toilet because I just made it and I don't want to drink it cold after I'm done.

2018-08-13 01:46:46 UTC  

i dunno.. seen it on r/trashy tho

2018-08-13 01:46:53 UTC  

Eating on the toilet is efficient

2018-08-13 01:47:24 UTC  

As George Carlin said, "Eat a snickers on a toliet."

2018-08-13 01:47:30 UTC  

3DS and Vita

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/478379037043982348/image.jpg

2018-08-13 01:47:37 UTC  

If you don't have a snack stash on top of your toilet tank I don't want to associate with you.

2018-08-13 01:47:47 UTC  

did you hack your Vita? what framework?

2018-08-13 01:47:54 UTC  

Eating in the bathroom is gross

2018-08-13 01:47:58 UTC  

Grandpa used to keep beer in the toilet tank.

2018-08-13 01:47:59 UTC  

is that a blackberry?!!?

2018-08-13 01:48:02 UTC  

Stop being savages

2018-08-13 01:48:14 UTC  

oops

2018-08-13 01:48:19 UTC  

lol

2018-08-13 01:48:19 UTC  

I call family while in the bathroom

2018-08-13 01:48:22 UTC  

@Joey4Track (POLEMIC HEART) that the 1st gen vita on a official dock

2018-08-13 01:48:32 UTC  

some people read in the bathroom

2018-08-13 01:48:32 UTC  

Blackberry is my alarm clock

2018-08-13 01:48:37 UTC  

oh

2018-08-13 01:48:57 UTC  

They learned I was serious when I told them I was on the toilet, and then five minutes later flushed

2018-08-13 01:49:05 UTC  

I Discord in the bathroom

2018-08-13 01:49:12 UTC  

anyone watching Who Is America in a few minutes?

2018-08-13 01:49:18 UTC  

No.

2018-08-13 01:49:21 UTC  

lol

2018-08-13 01:49:26 UTC  

dont care for it?

2018-08-13 01:49:35 UTC  

I've never heard of it

2018-08-13 01:49:40 UTC  

Haven't had TV service in a decade.

2018-08-13 01:49:42 UTC  

i am kinda new here so i dont know where you folks lie

2018-08-13 01:49:43 UTC  

Don't miss it.

2018-08-13 01:49:45 UTC  

Don't have to shit, so can't watch it on the toilet tonight sadly

2018-08-13 01:50:03 UTC  

@Schedrevka go see a doctor

2018-08-13 01:50:12 UTC  

If there's something I really wanna watch I'll pirate that shit. Usually HBO series.

2018-08-13 01:50:18 UTC  

Sacha Baron Cohens new show, pretty crazy tbh

2018-08-13 01:50:32 UTC  

Oh yeah, I've heard of that

2018-08-13 01:50:32 UTC  

@Atkins same i torrent that shit

2018-08-13 01:50:38 UTC  

I stopped having TV since I joined the Army almost a decade ago.