"Who?"

"Friend of mine!"

?

I’ve been shot at once before for someone fucking with me like that, but it’s company policy that you have to go there. It’s dumb, but the fuckers doing the job don’t get to make the decision

No, friend of the solicitee, supposedly

Job sucks.

"A friend said you'd be interested in our product/services"

Pretending I could do it would be a lie, and steal the job from someone more honest.

That was also the day I quit. Now I sell knives and knive accessories and make bank.

Like a deadlier Hank Hill

Post office is really good pay in certain regions though, stressful but the benefits are great

And never, ever hiring.

Rural areas they are always looking for people

Well I'm not rural.

No money to establish myself somewhere new, let's not re-open old amnesia.

Shoulda just become a plumber and earned the big bucks

Plumbing is good money

Trade school. No money to pay one's own way for it.

Plumbing is *surprisingly* good money

No money to get started.

More than an electrician, and less chance of death

No money to get started.

Get that side hustle going

Holy shit on a biscuit.

what

People wonder why there's so many unemployed.

Start a patreon and sell lewds

If you can draw decently i bet youll make money doing it

Yea, sell lewds

Even if you can't you will

Electrical work or trucking is my last resort if all else fails.

Not saying id buy some stuff

The more awful the interest, the worse the art can be

Patreon is for people of a certain degree of fame already.

If I wanted to, I could get a job easily with the Railroad.

six figure job as a conductor

That is not true at all

No it isn't. Look at all the nonames making rpgmaker lewdgames

only problem is, I don't like that I wouldn't be allowed to have a cell phone on me

And pulling in multiple thousands per month

I'm not accepting money for a product that doesn't exist yet.