Message from @ConZor

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2018-08-16 23:45:57 UTC  

When are they going to ban onions for spreading fake news ?

2018-08-16 23:46:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/479798012655173654/rare-image-of-a-shark-stepping-on-a-lego-17441596.png

2018-08-16 23:46:02 UTC  

hopefully never

2018-08-16 23:46:10 UTC  

onions are funny

2018-08-16 23:46:12 UTC  

and can joke

2018-08-16 23:46:13 UTC  

and meme

2018-08-16 23:46:15 UTC  

like no other

2018-08-16 23:46:20 UTC  

i like memes

2018-08-16 23:46:24 UTC  

in this day of jokeless memeless humor

2018-08-16 23:46:33 UTC  

mfw that could honestly be a real scenario

2018-08-16 23:46:43 UTC  

that's what makes it funny

2018-08-16 23:46:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/479798197963849728/s8vXGAt.gif

2018-08-16 23:46:51 UTC  

yeppppp

2018-08-16 23:47:16 UTC  

humor only works when there's a shred of truth and possibility in it

2018-08-16 23:47:46 UTC  

"Hey Mike! Mike! Im locked out, could you let me back in?" - Trump at the door

2018-08-16 23:50:12 UTC  

```humor only works when there's a shred of truth and possibility in it```
Grizzly bear and a rabbit meet in the woods

2018-08-16 23:50:26 UTC  

The grizzly bear says "Don't you hate it when you're taking a shit and it gets stuck to your fur"

2018-08-16 23:50:33 UTC  

The rabbit says "No"

2018-08-16 23:50:41 UTC  

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

2018-08-16 23:51:03 UTC  
2018-08-16 23:52:55 UTC  

Hey guys. What do you think of my baddies.

2018-08-16 23:52:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/479799760803332099/unknown.png

2018-08-16 23:53:21 UTC  

Regardless how you feel about me. Spider-Man made this, I'm just Peter Parker.

2018-08-16 23:53:25 UTC  

wtf is a hedge mage ?

2018-08-16 23:53:43 UTC  

'hedge wizard' is a term to describe an amateur wizard.

2018-08-16 23:53:48 UTC  

ahh

2018-08-16 23:53:54 UTC  

schooled

2018-08-16 23:53:58 UTC  

why not welp mage or apprentice

2018-08-16 23:54:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/479800034263695380/3798322838f7894ac0f5111e3652c4d1.png

2018-08-16 23:54:08 UTC  

padawan

2018-08-16 23:54:13 UTC  

This guy from Last Unicorn called himself a hedge wizard for example.

2018-08-16 23:54:28 UTC  

scribb, do you commission work?

2018-08-16 23:54:42 UTC  

Yea.

2018-08-16 23:54:46 UTC  

Not as often as I'd like.

2018-08-16 23:54:54 UTC  

can you make me some stuff?

2018-08-16 23:55:19 UTC  

o: ... Maybe.

2018-08-16 23:55:20 UTC  

@Scribblehatch if that truly is your original work, it looks pretty good

2018-08-16 23:55:33 UTC  

Hedge mage/wizard isn't uncommon vernacular

2018-08-16 23:55:40 UTC  

For fantasy

2018-08-16 23:55:40 UTC  

is that your orignal work