Message from @Scribblehatch

Discord ID: 482763988384481290


2018-08-25 04:08:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/482763115423989761/250px-Sharpe_28DVD_box_set_-_cover_art29.png

2018-08-25 04:08:50 UTC  

does he live in this one kek

2018-08-25 04:09:07 UTC  

Sharpe is a character so powerful not even being played by Sean Bean can kill him.

2018-08-25 04:09:19 UTC  

I'm pretty sure it's because of Sharpe that Sean Bean only accepts roles where he'll die.

2018-08-25 04:09:53 UTC  

"Alright I'll do it. But the character has to be crushed under the weight of a fiery cuban satellite"

2018-08-25 04:10:08 UTC  

"Wh--Sean, a cuban satellite? Why? That has nothing to do with our plot"

2018-08-25 04:10:12 UTC  

"You'll FIGURE IT OUT WONT YOU"

2018-08-25 04:10:19 UTC  

Nah, Sharpe predates Ronin, and Sean Bean doesn't die in Ronin

2018-08-25 04:10:23 UTC  

lol

2018-08-25 04:10:47 UTC  

He lived in Silent Hill of all movies

2018-08-25 04:10:50 UTC  

Ah wait

2018-08-25 04:10:53 UTC  

Satellite DISH

2018-08-25 04:10:55 UTC  

My bad...

2018-08-25 04:11:16 UTC  

It really is a shame if Goldeneye is your first Bond film like it was mine

2018-08-25 04:11:19 UTC  

Also, "Cuban*"

* in Peru

2018-08-25 04:11:20 UTC  

Because it's all downhill from there.

2018-08-25 04:11:24 UTC  

You've watched THE BEST Bond film.

2018-08-25 04:11:35 UTC  

Goldeneye is too good. It's not fair.

2018-08-25 04:11:39 UTC  

One of the best, but I wouldn't say it's *the* best

2018-08-25 04:11:44 UTC  

I would.

2018-08-25 04:11:45 UTC  

Fight me.

2018-08-25 04:11:48 UTC  

🥊 🥊

2018-08-25 04:12:32 UTC  

On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Goldfinger

2018-08-25 04:12:36 UTC  

I have all the Bonds except Spectre

2018-08-25 04:12:38 UTC  

I consider those to be on the same tier

2018-08-25 04:12:44 UTC  

Nigga your priorities are all wrong

2018-08-25 04:12:45 UTC  

First of all

2018-08-25 04:12:51 UTC  

Where the hell do you rank License to Kill?

2018-08-25 04:12:51 UTC  

idk which was my first but my dad got me into it

2018-08-25 04:13:10 UTC  

License to Kill is WAY up there. Higher than Goldfinger.

2018-08-25 04:13:14 UTC  

But no one ever admits it

2018-08-25 04:13:33 UTC  

I was getting to that

2018-08-25 04:13:36 UTC  

A vat of sharks? That's the Bond cliche. No one seems to know which movie it came from.

2018-08-25 04:13:41 UTC  

LICENSE TO KILL HAD THE VAT OF SHARKS

2018-08-25 04:13:52 UTC  

It was the motivation behind the movie.

2018-08-25 04:13:53 UTC  

Other Bond films before it also had sharks

2018-08-25 04:13:57 UTC  

Live and Let Die

2018-08-25 04:14:01 UTC  

Thunderball