Hands slide across the surface

Which, y'know, ruins the accuracy of the prints.

I dunno what happens in all these detective shows where they get these perfect light touches with no extra friction.

Don't they powder the finger prints, then use a stripe?

Thus taking up a copy of the finger prints?

Surprised they would even bother looking at the prints in a break in. Usually from what I hear they just blow you off if you ask them to do something like that. Maybe they did just to humor your friend?

Uh, well.

This is the suburbs.

Not really that much crime, so they're not that busy.

Makes sense

Hearing that question just now

Reminds me of, indeed, the movie I'd been linking

Big Lebowski, where they just laugh at him

Is that really how it's like in the cities? You get stolen from, NO ONE gives a shit?

How does that not make thief the ideal profession..?

Guess getting shot by a home owner might suck. But then a lot of the biggest cities have the strictest gun laws

You're fuckin tellin me

I've followed Anthony Cumia for years

I've heard IT ALL about owning a gun in new york city.

It's ridiculous what you have to do.

What do you mean? All you have to do is take a day trip out of sta- oh you mean to do so legally, yeah. Guess like you said thief really is the best profession. That's not even taking into consideration their bonuses to stealth.

I've found out a better way to argue with anti-gun people.

"Hey man. If bullets phased through bad people and only stuck into good. I'd be for banning guns."

"But the most excellent weapons to kill really horrendous people, are the same ones they use."

And Stephen Willeford is the WORST NIGHTMARE to the people who mock "good guy with a gun"

He did everything right.

This is the 2nd straight week that we had thunderstorms in the morning.

Been flooding a lot lately.

pouring milk before the cereal is superior to pouring cereal before the milk

Explain yourself.

milk, then cereal

then bowl

See, that makes sense because then you don't risk using the wrong size bowl.

No no... milk after cereal. That way the flavor of cereal soaks into the milk!

That way you can drink nice flavorable milk at the end!

What

Milk is the best part of cereal.

>.>

listen i'm flexible on the milk and the cereal

But how does the order change that

as long as you do the bowl last