I've never had a music lesson in my life, so it's basically just my chance to get lessons without paying upfront

So don't pay

Plus my degree's "Professional Musicianship", not straight music

So it's more focused on practical aspects

Learn theory online it's free

I literally take a class on how to read and negotiate a contract

It's not just theory

It's the technique and stuff too

And I wanna be able to sing for a long time

I do quite harsh vocals so I gotta make sure I don't shred my throat

Insert melodyne joke

Eh, too high-tech

I like the raw sound

Make sure you spend $40+ per record and listen in a crosley cruiser

With a whole 10g of tracking force your record won't spin away off the platter :^)

>basic production
>high-tech
REEEE

Five guys, several instruments, some amps and a microphone

Producer can do the rest

I'm just the vocalist

Jazz is pretty easy

Just play the right notes

I sing, walk around the stage, write lyrics

🤔

>stage presence

ree

Yeah

Just hire a stand in

:^)

What, like a bitch? Nah

Wait hold on

This isn't Run-Around by Blues Traveller, I'm up on stage during my concerts

Okay there

That joke should land now

Wish I had a photo editor rn

No clue

I'd pop the mask on the dog too

Is this a reference older than me or something

Or am I just being retarded

MF DOOM

Debatably best rapper