https://gfycat.com/CrispWealthyKarakul

>be me >be drinking >agree to impregnate my friend > sober up >realize the ecison o made >drink more

my night has been weird

and suddenly That guy with the glsses

whats going on

matt

just replace her birht controls with sugar pills

and ust not use a condom

and

shes a brit

id impregnate my brit friend

i have to fly to the UK

and stick my dick in her

and potentially have a 3some

🤔

>school

>this chat isnt 18+ minimum

i got scammed TBH

Fuck

Can the chinks invade japan again

and kill the guy who does HnI

Fuck im so angry

id buy a hub and 3d print a case for it

but i guess building one out of metal is cool too

>mods too busy baning chink shit referrel links to ban porn <:chink:323022148870602752>

>not enjoying kiss X Sis

truly you are a cancer @Cole

>girl who gave him a handy finally admitted she likes the MC

P.R.O.G.R.E.S.S.

if i was a weeb id enjoy more then that one series 🤔

True dat

memeing aside i got burned by Hajime no Ippo so im not reading manga anymore. Fuck that Series

1200 chapters m8

and its great

up until the newest chapter

unelss the newest chapter is a troll

🤔

Apparnetly a reisdnet has something for me at work 🤔 if i get shot know i hated you all

he locked his keys in his car so hes dealing with that first lmao

hes got this tho because he used to steal cars

also >chink tactical pen

id rather get a gunbrella

id probably buy a chink pistol

"I thought it was one of those gun shaped lighters"

oh

fuck that

id rather just buy a couple black market real guns

hes gunna use a hanger to break into his truck 🤔 Ill tell you guys how this goes

I have a lockpick set in the trunk of my car but i dont need him knowing that

since his spare is locked in his apartment and its locked too

Yeh hes got this

where is chink projector anon to come buy the chink guns

turns out he gave me a ps2 game, a wii game, a wii mote, and a wiimote rechargable battery

i also went into the key room that is normally locked

i grabbed his roomkey so he could get his spare

i also unlocked the private bathroom so i cna pee in peace

Im a security guard

the keys are in the maintence mans office

he left the door unlocked

access to the keys gives me access to 95% of the buidling

but not the 5% where the wifi router is so i can crack the password 🤔

>everyone is 55+

>cuties

I have no idea but they posted in a thread a few days ago

id assume they would have enough drugbucks to buy a chinkgun

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ̲̅•̲̅ᴗ̲̅•̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

>was going to make a joke about posting selfies

>realize that most of you people are normies and not internet criminals

🤔

also

get an american flag for your wall

fucking leftiests

>not having a small flag pole in your room to mirror the large flagpole outside next to the fagpole where you hang lefiests

why even live TBH

i most certinly know some trans peopl who are faking it for le social points

not any gays tho cuz theyd have to actually put out at some point

also

nothing goods on the Bundlestarts bf deal yet

nothing angers me more then the fact htat bisexuals are hated by both groups and get zero representation 🤔

id have my dick sucked by another man

i wouldnt suck a dick probably

6foot master race TBH

im tall enough to be ableto tower over the weak but not so tall my life is ruined

id visit china. probably wouldnt live there

fake eggs

all teh food scares

nothing screams Chink more then Fake rice

like holyshit rice is cheap AF, and is cheaper in china but >>>>FAKE RICE

<:chink:323022148870602752>

i cant wait for the socialists to take over and setup a global welfare system so my hard earned ameribucks pay for starving africans

and we all get knockoff nokias made of chink plastic 🤔

>african dirt biscuits

id believe thats a thing

charity only works if you have a stable society

to prevent the average person from beign a theif

I didnt doubt you

i just didnt want to believe it could be true

canwe just nuke africa and start over

and just setup all the needed pipelines and electricity

>no jew emote