Book

And I hear gunshots from a few miles over

So I'm not going outside my work shack

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I don't live in Detroit. I'm just at work.

I'm a security guard lmao.

Bullets didn't enter my property. So I'm good

I'm not paid enough to die. They can shoot all they want the cops will handle it

I'm near enough to a sketchy part of town but I'm in the industrial section so it's from a ways away

Murrivan

Murrican

Better then a truck of peace trying to run me down <:hms:311152554618912768>

I'm paid low af. Of something happens I'm going to the edge of the property and sleeping. I basically sleep on the job most days anyway cuz fuck all happens

Easiest. Paycheck. Of my life.

Lots are you lost

Fucking idiots

Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam

Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow

No

I need to get a flashlight

IV been saying I need to get one for a year

But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one

I just wander around in the darj

Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.

It makes pissing in the bushes easier

Will do.

Seriously tho security work is super easy. If it paid better I'd stay forever but alas. I gotta do some other garbage to live

M8 I guard old people or fences.

The old people feed me sometimes. And the fences are worth like. Fifty grand

Not even. Just a door with a card lock

I considered cloning my guard key and breaking in when I quit

And robbing them of there security camera server

But then I was like. What do I need a third sever for. It's also probably really shitty people

I'd probably be able to kill at least three people and cut the cameras before I got caught <:chink:323022148870602752>

Also. It's old disabled people

Values too low to export them

And building isn't easily flamible

Lots the cops respond fast in that area. They would be there in ten min. I'd need to at least try to escape

I'm aiming for serial killer not spree killer

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Lazy mods need to add a few hundred more emotes

What. Theres a fucking slot limit. Fucking shitty ass discord not allowing unlimited enktes

Also. When are we getting the chinks to make office csg merch

He should send the creator his knock off

Also. Sell chink shit merch on Etsy to have the chinks rip it off.

It would be funny if csg got banned because it was a long con to promote the csg brand to bring in the big bucks <:chink:323022148870602752>

So close to work being done

_cackles in american_

>headed shower head

why

>tfw no concealed carried hand grenades

I wonder when the chinks will start selling undetectable 3d printed guns 🤔

arnt they super Shitty

or am i thinking of the toothpick ones

True

>chnks with dick bullying

We should annex finland

I wonder how many countries America could annex before we got in major trouble

Probably three

>America annexes Mexico. >trump claims south Mexican wall. >Mexico paid for it. > Wall gets built under budget and ahead of schedule

Truly the God emperor sees alll

Do chinks let Muslims in

I should visit chink land. At least if get less xenophobia then the Japs

Also. Double parking at work so no one touches your shit is great

Pfft.

This relates to everyone here

You people are all beautiful on the outside.

Tfw best friend is a sociopath 🤔

It's like. Instead of having no friends. I have a hand grenade instead

I'm security guard too. So they would have to report it to me

Then they pretend to not speak English and wgo back to work

I work with asaholes

My co-workers cars have gotten hit

I'm not risking it when there's twice as many spots as needed

Also. The job site doesn't hire the nicest of people. Some have gang connections. I'd rather just be an asshole and double park then get in a fist fight with a Latin king

America. In a reasonably safe area. I'm not in a gang heavy area but there's a large population of Hispanics and African Americans in the town over

And I work a town over

🤔

Nah. Near ny

Basically

NY State not ny city

I plan to move once I save up enough ameribucks

Just get drunk and sleep it off

Thanks Obama 🤔

>Obama fucks the poor and sets up a future poilce state with spying programs >still better then le wall building drumf XD

I cant wait for Trump to serve all four years so I can dump hot piss on everyone who's been screaming he should be forcibly removed

Ye

Thankfully my shit job gives health insurance

It doesn't help he's getting kneecapped every chance and people keep trying to hang him

Which is making if he ever does fuck up

Basically not matter

Nah

Trump is Hitler. He could save babies from a burning building and he'd still get shit on for not putting the fire out

Nah. I'm not saying that

He fucks up. But the reeeeeing about shit like scoops of ice cream and manipulation of koi pond footage is fuckin terrible

🤔 I'm just going to keep Saving my money and buying bullets

Especially with crazies saying "it's not okay to be white" unironicly

It is. 🤔

in chian y ou die <:chink:323022148870602752>