Guys, I have a good flat earth theory

I dare any sheeple to prove me wrong

Minecraft proves that god exists. Just think about it for a while -- you start the game and the world gets randomly generated, perfectly, even the flaws are perfect in it. No other world is the same, all of them are identical. This can be observed in real life: each planet is unique, so are fingerprints. It always takes some amount of time to generate a world, and Bible says that god has created Earth in 7 days. The NPCs in the game are unaware of the godly presence -- you. They underestimate you, even trying to kill you at times. This has happened to Jesus, he has been killed and brought back to life by god (respawned). The world is perfectly flat, and you cannot reach the "edge", even if you would try to. This is also how it works in real life (Bible says the Earth is flat, and NASA is lying).

@averypfister03 how would you counter that?