Heroin is ok.

You still live with your mom?

Now that's a conspiracy.

Now, Le Doctors mom is actually a super secret lizard that's trying to take over the human race.

The government is run by your MOTHER

I mean they proved the earth was round in like, 2000 BCE, how are you retards still stuck on this?

Have you been to an ocean?

All spheres are rectangles.

What are you on about?