Jeff the Plant

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2019-09-12 21:08:16 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Because they can't do anything with it.

2019-09-12 21:10:05 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

May I ask for your name, I need to complete a file to send to the IRS.

2019-09-12 21:10:44 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Exactly.

2019-09-12 21:10:53 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

And I am working on that.

2019-09-12 21:11:14 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Plus, there are taxes on your living space too.

2019-09-12 21:11:18 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Power.

2019-09-12 21:11:20 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Water.

2019-09-12 21:11:22 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Gas.

2019-09-12 21:11:38 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Also, har har, very funny mister Fuh.

2019-09-12 21:11:56 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Agent Drop Desoap sends his regards.

2019-09-12 21:12:18 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

A criminal should be reported.

2019-09-12 21:12:26 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Not to mention a boasting criminal.

2019-09-12 21:12:32 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Here is a little tip.

2019-09-12 21:12:41 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

If you break the law, keep it to yourself.

2019-09-12 21:13:16 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Temporary "way out".
Still waiting for the cops to bust in.

2019-09-12 21:13:29 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Because, I hope you realize that this won't last forever.

2019-09-12 21:13:36 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Enjoy it while you can.

2019-09-12 21:13:44 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Voting as a verb?

2019-09-12 21:13:53 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Nope.

2019-09-12 21:14:08 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

I can breathe easily that I won't be shot when I buy my Pepsi.

2019-09-12 21:14:43 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Then it will be a "way in" you for your fellow prisoners.

2019-09-12 21:15:05 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

The IRS took down Al Capone for tax evasion.

2019-09-12 21:15:53 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

It's quite a nice story actually.

2019-09-12 21:15:59 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

You can read it for yourself.

2019-09-12 21:16:19 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Well, do you have any proof proving the opposite?

2019-09-12 21:17:22 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

I hope that this isn't a thing of people teaching you this.
This is a thing of randomly finding out about while scrolling for porn.

2019-09-12 21:17:56 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Heh, enjoy your "freedom" while you can.

2019-09-12 21:18:00 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

It won't last.

2019-09-12 21:18:59 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Ever heard the expression "If you combine your hobby and your job, you won't work a day in your life"?

2019-09-12 21:19:44 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

I honestly consider that if you hate your job it's your own fault for not studying enough to have a job you enjoy.

2019-09-12 21:20:29 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Also, I hope you realize that outside of "freedom land" you have unlimited sick days, and what you consider good in a job is the bare minimum here.

2019-09-12 21:20:36 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Stuff like free Healthcare.

2019-09-12 21:20:53 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Or not getting shot while making your groceries.

2019-09-12 21:21:11 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

True, still not gonna save him forever.

2019-09-12 21:21:41 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

A ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ from your fellow prisoners.

2019-09-12 21:23:42 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

They have authority if you do a big fuckie wakie.

2019-09-12 21:24:29 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Plus, do I need to remind you that selling weed is illegal?

2019-09-12 21:24:59 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

I am reminding you that some things are universal and apply everywhere.

2019-09-12 21:25:23 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Such as drugs being illegal and tax evasion will lead you to prison.

2019-09-12 21:26:23 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

It still has hallucinatory effects and its still illegal.

2019-09-12 21:27:22 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

No, because I am avoiding that kind of stuff.

2019-09-12 21:27:35 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Do what you want, but try to avoid prison.

2019-09-12 21:28:01 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

What are the effects of jumping off a building?

2019-09-12 21:28:17 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Danke, @Akhanyatin.

2019-09-12 21:28:50 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

There is a minor typo in your sentence.

2019-09-12 21:29:09 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

People doing stupid things while under the influence of alcohol die.

2019-09-12 21:29:25 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Also, you freedom loving Americans tried to do that before.

2019-09-12 21:29:29 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

It didn't end well.

2019-09-12 21:30:05 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Yes.

2019-09-12 21:30:09 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

On both cases.

2019-09-12 21:31:58 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Jeanmarie Perrone

2019-09-12 21:33:03 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Wait, that was the doctor's name.

2019-09-12 21:33:08 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Here is the whole thing

2019-09-12 21:33:11 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

A 52-year-old brain cancer patient taking a pot concentrate to boost his appetite landed in the ER after taking a dose 35 times stronger than a recreational user might take, said report author Dr. Jeanmarie Perrone, director of toxicology and addiction medicine with the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. Medical marijuana is legal in Pennsylvania.

2019-09-12 21:33:34 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Also, it's stupidly late right now and I need to be up early tomorrow.

No, I don't think they do.

2019-09-13 06:55:28 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

So, why do you think the earth is flat?

2019-09-13 07:01:21 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Okay, why do you think so?

2019-09-13 07:01:44 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Please elaborate, @kino.

2019-09-13 07:02:18 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Again, please elaborate.

2019-09-13 07:02:55 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Do you have any evidence of that?

2019-09-13 07:03:53 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Not precisely, but since we do see other creatures evolving we can deduce that also us, creatures, have evolved.

2019-09-13 07:05:39 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

No creature evolved from one species from another.
You don't see birds becoming dogs.

2019-09-13 07:07:01 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

What I said is that one animal won't become a totally different one.

2019-09-13 07:07:20 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

But us and primates have a lot of things in common.

2019-09-13 07:07:39 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

@Citizen Z you missed the "into another species" part.

2019-09-13 07:09:06 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

@kino and, what is your evidence of that?

2019-09-13 07:09:12 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

A really old book?

2019-09-13 07:09:37 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

You know what, here is an easy question.

2019-09-13 07:09:56 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

At the beginning there were only two people, Adam and Eve, correct?

2019-09-13 07:10:33 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

And, as far as Christianity says, they were both white, correct?

2019-09-13 07:11:40 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Okay then mister, please explain your creator theory then.

2019-09-13 07:12:47 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

How the hell does a cat exist?

2019-09-13 07:13:46 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

There is never a "nothing".

2019-09-13 07:14:17 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Well, than can you please prove that there is a nothing?

2019-09-13 07:15:32 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Non-existence is nonexistent.

2019-09-13 07:15:37 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Heh, a paradox.

2019-09-13 07:16:36 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Well, that is exactly what you claim with your creator theory.

2019-09-13 07:16:44 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Because if someone made us exist.

2019-09-13 07:16:49 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Then he made us from nothing.

2019-09-13 07:17:51 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

I preffer the term random chance.

2019-09-13 07:18:00 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

The RNG gods.

And?

2019-09-13 07:19:04 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

There really is random chance.

2019-09-13 07:19:18 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

And, if you studied a bit, it wasn't nothingness.

2019-09-13 07:19:50 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

It was everything compressed to the size of an atom.

2019-09-13 07:20:55 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

You know what, you seem to really love the law of casualty, how about you go ahead and give an practical example of it?

2019-09-13 07:22:19 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Not precisely.
You are claiming that someone created us. And are using cause and effect to back it up.

2019-09-13 07:22:31 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Where is your evidence that this someone exists?

2019-09-13 07:24:30 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Cause :
The absolute unit of a mass of matter all compressed togheter at the size of an atom suddenly bursts from the pressure
Effect:
The universe is yeeted into existence.

2019-09-13 07:25:19 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

And, now I have a question for you.
You claim that there is a creator.

2019-09-13 07:25:29 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Do you have any idea who that might be?

2019-09-13 07:26:12 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Okay then, better question.

2019-09-13 07:26:22 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Why "create" us?

2019-09-13 07:26:51 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Literally everything fits the law of cause and effect.

2019-09-13 07:29:25 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Here is a theory for you.
There was an universe, but there appeared a black hole, and it kept sucking matter, more and more and more matter, becoming bigger and bigger.
Slowly but surely, it ended up sucking up all the matter in the universe.
Then it only remained itself, and so it began sucking itself, becoming more and more compressed until....

2019-09-13 07:29:28 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Boom.

2019-09-13 07:29:35 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

All the matter is released outside.

2019-09-13 07:29:42 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

The universe begins a new.

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