Bruh

very funny

you got DDESROYED

sound pretty nerdy

I think he's talking about you @Bread

huh

ain't dat planet da sun

dat was a good one

?

ye it is

it a big ball

see Pluto not big ball

dat means it not planet

You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.

Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.

no

it square

I saw it on Minecraft

Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

no

hi my name is JOE

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

HUH

mi no troll

I did

trust mi

WAT

DUDE I'm trust

hey man im a coder

knock knock

say iy

it

come on

JOE

NAHH

I got pizza for joe

JOE

MAMA

OH

LOL

MI

FUNNY

I know

made it myself

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

I'm black so it not racist

cba to read

I'm cool tho

#skinnygirlproblems

is it because im a girl

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

ouch

I got an 9 in sciences

I'm very smart

no it 9

your American

not British

#brexitlife

HAHA

why you mute kyootie

I thought she was interesting

can you unmute

I wanna hear more

oh

I thought it was because she was girl

ummm

uerr

you gonna mute mi because I'm female

hello @DevilChild#2727

bit harsh

guy embezzled money from his company and was about to jump off a bridge, when an old hag appeared and told him she was a witch, and would put the money back if he would sleep with her. He did, and was ready to go back to work, believing his problems were solved, when the old hag who was in bed smoking a cigarette asked him, “Sonny, aren’t you too old to believe in witches?

I'll have the asparagus

someone be my bf

NOW

imma join vc