I was told to come here for an interview. Who do I have it with btw?

Okay

I won't let you down sir

So how's everyone doing on this wonderful day?

Just taking it easy, watching some videos. Wishing my grandparents would get me the firearms I've always dreamed of.

Is there anyway I can help set your militia up in Indiana?

I know, they've informed me on the time, but thank you though

Indiana, Southwest Indiana to be exact

Oh really, what towns? I might know them, since I'm from Huntingburg.

Oh, never mind then, I won't know them

nice

Just curious, how old are all you guys, I'm only 16

nice

lol, i'd trade hair and organs for guns

I'll sell all the organs I don't need for new toys

lol

Even though we haven't had the interview yet, I feel like you guys already accepted me

lol

So, could you guys tell a little bit about everyone?

Oh, okay

Oh, well that's cool

Cheers

Nope, root beer, waaay better

To be honest, I'm a little nervous about the interview. I've known about your Militia ever since I was in eighth grade. I did a report and everything on your group, but since the teacher didn't like it, I got an F.

Yeah, what about it?

I know you were

he probably has lol

Good evening

nice

I found the interview with Vice when I was bored one day, and I finally grew a pair to try and join your Militia, since you guys stand for what I stand for.

And if anyone tries to take the constitution away, well, they better have funereal arrangements already made.

I am definitely going to give it a shot and try to do that

If I do, I'll have to convince my parents, but they don't like the fact that I stand for the Constitution.

Indiana sir

Which part of Indiana sir?

I'm from Huntingburg sir

I'm one of them

Thank you sir

I am too sir

He did nothing wrong. That....that just grinds my gears

I agree

It's almost time for the interview, and I'm sweating 5.56 bullets

I'm only nervous is because I don't want to let you guys down. I have a lot of respect for you guys.

Sure

You have to accept my friend request since you're only accepting messages from friends

I've only got FB to keep in touch with my family

That's one of the reasons I want to move to Texas.

16 sir

Yes I am sir

My interview should be in a little bit sir

No, my parents don't appreciate defending the Constitution, or the fact that I do.

What's funny?

Well, lets just say my parents and I have NEVER saw eye to eye.

Let's just say I actually care about my country, unlike them.

Well, guess I won't join, since my parents don't like what I believe in.

Nice knowing y'all