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2021-02-24 22:20:39 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

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2021-02-25 13:20:54 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Good morning everyone

2021-02-25 13:24:15 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

There may be nothing finer in life!!!
Well,,,, it’s close anyway!!

2021-02-25 13:44:13 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

On a lighter note.......
Started watching old Warner Brothers BUGS BUNNY RR HOUR cartoon clips!!
Now those were the good-ole-days!!

2021-02-25 13:45:14 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Very,, very funny sir

2021-02-25 13:50:17 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

We are politically correct though.!!!
Just 180 degrees out from fake news. In other words our politics are correct!!! Theirs is gunna be,,, bad for their health!!

2021-02-25 13:55:05 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

LOLOLOL!!!
“And that’s when I light up”
Sounds like it was founded by Zuckerberg

2021-02-25 13:55:40 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

You had me a go!!

2021-02-25 13:58:42 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I think it be like a football game I’m only scared until the shooting starts! Then everything is in slow motion and focus takes over!!! I love to be in that space!!

2021-02-25 13:59:22 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Of course it helps to know what you’re supposed to do in any given situation!!! and that’s why I joined

2021-02-26 05:00:43 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

The end of what I can tolerate is near!!! I don’t know how someone with a core of steel,,, by that I mean,, a person of quality with such a character that they wouldn’t sell their soul for any amount of money,,,hasn’t snapped already!!!

2021-02-26 05:10:22 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I will come to a GSF FTX before the end of summer! Can’t wait to train with you sir!
And I mean semireal stuff where the goal is to reach the end without being shot!! or like flag football. 2/3 of your group can go down as long as your group gets the flag,, you win the battle/war!! we already have a lot of money sunk in weaponry and ammo but it would be cool to have some kind of laser technology that allowed us to enact this for real!!
A computer keeping track of who got taken out and when!
A little better than getting shot in the face with a paintball!! Would allow everyone to concentrate on the objective with no chance of some idiot being armed by accident or otherwise!!
It’s only money!!!
WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!!
Come back

2021-02-27 13:38:32 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Not really!!! U’ve got a bigger asshole living and misrepresenting in your phone than I do. LOL!!
I can’t wait to catch mine sneaking in or out of the phone. 

2021-02-27 13:40:23 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

5th cup!&$))&@@
Shaking like a chicken shit’n razor blades

2021-03-01 04:04:03 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

People with an accent can get away with murder it is priceless my cousin from the state of Delaware sent it to me. You know, our fearless leader Joe’s Home state

2021-03-01 04:05:26 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I told her I was sending it everywhere,,, like visa “it’s everywhere you want to be”
I already posted it on Discord before I thought and had to erase it.
I’m getting ready to do Facebook. That’s the only reason I haven’t gotten rid of them and I’m in the mood now

2021-03-01 04:08:51 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I just posted it on Facebook!!! I got this huge fuzzy feeling coming over me!!!

2021-03-01 04:23:43 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

That’s why I get the fuzzy feeling I doubt they’ll delete it just put me in jail the only reason I still keep Facebook it’s for talking to friends on messenger if they delete my account will just find another way texting maybe that EMP I keep hearing about will go off.
It’ll be like being back in high school the only way to get a hold of someone else to catch them while they were home or somewhere a message could be relayed. I.e. work or school.
We have just enough land I could plant beans and corn I already have a fruit tree it’s a pair it made fruit for three years finally almost got edible and last year it didn’t even bloom. so I had no pairs I’m guessing they do that from time to time. We have plenty of bees just ask the clover!!

2021-03-01 14:31:26 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

It was a good thing I done??

2021-03-01 14:47:53 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Stay tuned!!! This one’s for Little Bit!!!

2021-03-01 14:55:50 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQfyT4H_NPw&feature=share
This one’s for everybody. I think he’s onto something!!! He’s my favorite!!

2021-03-01 14:58:26 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I know I know,,, it sounds like I’ll be the first to go

2021-03-01 14:58:54 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I mean!!! He calls me out by name!

2021-03-01 15:00:04 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

But please hurry up and watch it before I get ordered to remove it

2021-03-01 15:01:46 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I literally watched new bill burr stuff every night for three months before going to bed. I think he’s my long lost brother

2021-03-01 15:05:10 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Word for the day “remiss”
If I didn’t do me,, I would be remiss!!

2021-03-01 15:05:51 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

But ultimately not court-martialed for insubordination

2021-03-01 15:12:08 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Or a boil right on the hole!!!
Reminds me of a funny story about my boss I’ll have to tell it to you sometime when I see you.
I actually have a couple. You’ll have to remind me about a well driller I met once and his story of Little Bit!! I believe I’ve blocked out what happened after I heard it but I think I pissed my pants laughing!

2021-03-01 15:17:20 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

You too ma’am

2021-03-02 23:09:39 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Just add Crown Royal

2021-03-02 23:12:49 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!!!
You gotta learn to be sneaky like me. Figure out where she’s keeping them while she’s gone,,, and then you can sneak and get them whenever you need’m!!
WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!!!

2021-03-03 00:10:34 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I thought I remembered seeing something I tried to block out before... Yep!!! I threw up a little in my mouth. And that was just with the one cup!!

2021-03-03 00:11:45 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Oh General,,, have I got something for you!!! 

2021-03-03 00:12:09 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Not!!! Really upper echelon stuff

2021-03-03 00:14:53 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I thought this was the channel that was supposed to NOT be for,,,,
Two girls one cup stuff!!
I can’t keep it all straight

2021-03-05 12:48:53 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

PPPRICELESS

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2021-03-05 12:52:13 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I got nuthin more to add

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2021-03-05 12:59:16 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I signed up anyway but has anyone out there though what I wondering.

2021-03-05 13:32:32 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Never heard of “the blaze” before. Got paranoid for a minute. Only 1/2 cup. Pretty sure it’s me

2021-03-05 13:33:24 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss

2021-03-05 13:34:32 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Until shake’n like a chick’n shit’n razor blades

2021-03-05 13:39:14 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Brawndo,,,, yep,,, I’m sure of it!!!
THAT’S what I need!!! Bang’n my head on a tree,,, blood’s fly’n everywhere!!!

2021-03-05 13:56:06 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Cool!! Do you remember when Beck had the 111 hr. am slot before Rush?? Prior to his Fox News gig. Right after the election in 04 GW/Cheney vs John Kerry/Edwards,,, 1st thing,,, Beck does this thing he called the “GLOAT FEST”
I think I had the warm and fuzzies for a week after that. I was delivering in a box truck at the time. Remember wishing I had a 2000 W PA system to drive up and down through the middle of Columbus blaring the “Gloat Fest ™”

2021-03-05 15:06:47 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xIFVlRHrpAw&feature=share
WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA gulp,gulp
WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA

2021-03-05 15:08:04 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I AM CRYING OVER HERE!!!

2021-03-05 15:22:07 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Not if a black guy says it!!!
I mean WTF!!! Like that changes anything. But I’m weak!!! Laughing at stupid shit it’s like an addictive drug to me. So I’ll cave-in and take it however I can get it!!!

2021-03-05 15:23:37 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Dave Chapelle gets away with murder

2021-03-05 15:26:33 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I’m torn between the 308 Lappula and the All in the Family dvd pack

2021-03-05 15:29:40 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Look what I’m getting

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2021-03-05 15:40:40 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yaaaah

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2021-03-05 18:48:05 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I wish your kind of shit would stick in my head!!! Instead,,, it’s cartoons!!!
WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!!!

2021-03-05 18:56:47 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Fuck yes it’s luck!!!
Still gives me a hard on though!!! When you make a shot like that,,, it’s in a whole different fucking ZIP Code!!! You have no idea what windage is in between you and a mile and a quarter away!!! (depending on the day of course) The rest is math!! Gravity isn’t going to change. As long as you know the distance the curvature of the earth is what it is. The only thing that can change is the wind and that’s what makes it luck!!! The beauty of it is,,, the more experience you have the better your 50-50 chance is!!!

2021-03-05 18:58:21 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

That there are sports fans is some Zero- Sum shit!!!

2021-03-05 18:59:17 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Oh and all that shit assumes there’s no operator error!!!

2021-03-05 19:00:37 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

I forgot for a minute you guys have that stuff going on!!! I want to know all the juicy shit!!!

2021-03-05 19:09:35 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yes sir,,,I haven’t talk to you for a few. I’ve had some family stuff going on. Look forward to being on tonight. Yes sir even the wind is math but you can’t know for sure unless you got a straight line with God what the wind is doing at the other end of your shot,, and all the way there.. There’s no guarantee that the wind speed is the same where you’re sitting as it is anywhere in between. The faster the projectile the less it will be affected by the wind. Just like in auto racing,,, “no substitution for cubic inches” . With enough feet per second there wouldn’t be any windage. If I could hit somebody a mile away before I even heard the sound there would be no effect of windage no matter how hard it was blowing!!! LOL I’m no expert but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!!!

2021-03-05 19:11:34 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

In other words at 6000 ft./s the bullet would hit the object literally before the shooter heard the sound. In case I was so long-winded you didn’t understand what I meant. Don’t feel bad happens to me all the time. WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!!

2021-03-05 19:14:03 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

OHHH, Who’s shoulder wants to be on the butt end of that bastard???

2021-03-05 21:46:44 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  
2021-03-06 05:28:02 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Driller,,if you got a truck rig they can sink 12 foot 6 X 8’s or steel pipes even bette!!! Nobody’s driving through those.  question is can you do an 18 inch auger bit or do we have to settle for 3 inches of concrete all the way around a 6 inch pipe? Actually that should be plenty at 6 feet deep!! Math to follow::: 3.14 X 6 X 6 X 72 = 4.71 c/ft minus.....
3.14 X 3 X 3 X 72 = 1.18 c/ft. =3.53 c/ft X 2 holes = 7.06 c/ft concrete mix / .6 c/ ft per bag =
12 80# bags of QuickCreate total if 6” round post in 12” hole 6’ deep

2021-03-06 13:04:35 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Good morning all

2021-03-07 23:14:12 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

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2021-03-08 21:47:09 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yes sir I remember those days they’ve been replaced with 12 ounce curls!!!
WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!! And that was 20 years ago!!! in the last 10 years it’s turned into daytime 12 ounce curls!! What can I say I’m fucking good at it! Like we always say,,, if you do something for a while and you don’t get good at it,,, you should do something else!!!
See also;;; anything from Bill Burr.

2021-03-09 14:14:21 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Know any Wealot’s Long story. WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA

2021-03-09 23:28:09 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

The whole problem is they’re not afraid!! They think their lawyers are going to help!!!
They just don’t know do they??

2021-03-10 04:00:33 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Guess we’ll just have to “nudge the private sale laws” guess the wives, parents aunts and uncles of the dealer will be meeting everyone down at the MacDonald’s parking lot for private sales

2021-03-11 03:30:50 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Good evening ma’am

2021-03-11 12:09:31 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Good morning all.
GUNS!!

2021-03-12 18:39:44 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Nope!!! Evil!!! Dumb ass implies they don’t know or understand exactly what they’re doing!!
Unfortunately the GOP owns all of those!!!
DeWine, Romney, Kasich and everyone else on the Republican side who voted to impeach Trump!!! Those are dumbasses!! They should be on the Democrat ticket and they haven’t figured it out yet!!Because they’re dumbasses!! The GOP make sure that no one can run against though that’s why they don’t lose their jobs!!

2021-03-13 14:06:50 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Sir, I’ve managed to f the dog getting on this. It won’t let me join, send me an email or sign in. Won’t let me “forgot” either. I’ve checked my junk and trash files for emails. Nothing!

2021-03-13 14:39:08 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Said; “check messages for confirmation” when I enter the email and password it either says; (depending on whether trying to join or just sign in),,,
“This email is already taken” or. “Email or password is incorrect.”
Now it just says; “there seems to be a problem”


2021-03-13 15:00:27 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yes ma’am, GAB.
When I read General’s “Get in the,,,,,,,group” message,,,
I wasn’t positive,, but he seemed,,,,,,, a little,,,,,,
IRRITATED! ! !

2021-03-13 15:19:47 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

You are doing better than me sir!!!
I’m still on the outside looking in. Like I just showed my dog a card trick!!

2021-03-13 15:30:07 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

That’s too quick and painless of a death. I prefer the BFH!! Much better for my sleep patterns!!
Wait a minute if I’m speaking and joking and being,,, ME!!
Yep I’m sure of it,, any second,,someone’s going to tell me to delete my messages!!

2021-03-13 15:33:43 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yup,,, I used to be able to lift one of those!!

2021-03-13 15:57:04 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

There’s a few joint issues headed your direction later in life. Additionally for me,, I’m pretty sure the pressure test and subsequent firing would be the worst!! Actually worse than that,,, jokes at the Christmas parties for the next 10 years if they didn’t fire me!!!

2021-03-15 14:35:18 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Good mid morning all

2021-03-16 11:05:43 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Sorry to hear about your loss.

2021-03-16 11:06:18 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Good Morning all!

2021-03-21 00:37:16 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Copy

2021-03-21 22:06:36 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

It’s good to be back home and all pissed off again

2021-03-22 01:19:46 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Guns up sir missed you guys this weekend!!!
Although it would’ve just been five or six MORE people that out worked me!!!

2021-03-22 01:30:39 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

DDAAAAH HHHOUSSSE!!!

2021-03-22 01:32:52 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

(TIRED) as hell!!
I go night night now!!

2021-03-22 01:33:52 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yep

2021-03-26 12:32:10 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

With emphasis on the Fuck Pump!! Well done Lunatic sir!!!
Every once in a while someone comes up with one that I’m going to steal!! You’re a great patriot!!

2021-03-26 12:34:07 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Yep

2021-03-26 12:34:46 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

It’s a great day only two beers into it and I’m on my way to work

2021-03-26 21:50:26 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

On my bucket list of things to do before the end of life is just to sit outside of some assholes house who desperately needs killed,,, in a tree. As soon as he walks out the door plaster his brains all over his living room wall with a 308!!! Dental records removed! My work here is done!!!

2021-03-26 23:00:01 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Is your birthday today?
Mine’s tomorrow? How is it we didn’t talk about that last weekend?

2021-03-27 19:50:05 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Maybe they’re stirring the soup

2021-03-28 20:49:52 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Removal of dental records in order!!!

2021-03-28 20:54:11 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

WWWHHHOOOOO HHAAAA HHAAAA HA!!!
PPPERFECT!!!!!

2021-04-03 11:29:59 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Morning all

2021-04-03 11:30:59 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Don’t call me sir,,, I play for a living!!!

2021-04-03 11:35:38 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

Please don’t talk my parts before I’ve had a chance to wipe them

2021-04-03 11:46:56 UTC [III% Security Force #3sf]  

OH FEET’S,,, DONT FAILS ME NOW!!

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