Rattus

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2018-11-01 13:47:44 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

but it thinks on the same level as a human

2018-11-01 15:00:03 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

depends on the environment

2018-11-01 15:00:40 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

whilst both of them can climb, in most situations the silverback could probably climb and make the bear come to it

2018-11-01 15:00:48 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

then knock it down

2018-11-01 15:01:11 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

takes more than the weight of a gorilla to take down a tree

2018-11-01 15:01:48 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

the bear would also be alone, the gorilla would have more gorillas

2018-11-01 15:02:30 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

gorillas have a nasty bite

2018-11-01 15:03:18 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

gorillas live in harems my guy

2018-11-01 15:03:46 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

but I'm saying in a real life situation, the gorilla would stomp

2018-11-01 15:04:55 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

dude my money is still on the gorilla

2018-11-01 15:05:02 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

if the gorilla was raised by humans

2018-11-01 15:05:05 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

it would totally stomp

2018-11-01 15:05:29 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

that is like saying a sumo wrestler would beat mike tyson in a fist fight

2018-11-01 15:05:57 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

the gorilla could throw a moose 15 feet in the air

2018-11-01 15:07:04 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

the gorilla could totally throw a moose more than 15 feet

2018-11-01 15:07:34 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

victory dance

2018-11-01 15:08:23 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

but what if the gorilla had 2 m249's and was riding on horseback like in planet of the apes

2018-11-01 15:08:28 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

see

2018-11-01 15:08:32 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

didn't think about that did you

2018-11-01 15:08:39 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

fucking smallbrain

2018-11-01 15:09:18 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

gorillas are literally the ultimate chad

2018-11-01 15:09:26 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

they live surrounded by stacies

2018-11-01 15:09:35 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

and when they fight, they eat each other

2018-11-01 15:09:43 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

extra protein from other gorilla = strength of 2 gorillas

2018-11-01 15:10:42 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

jesus christ

2018-11-01 15:10:56 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

I bet a gorilla that works out could easily bench 7000 pounds

2018-11-01 15:11:31 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

at that weight, the fucker could literally throw an suv

2018-11-01 15:14:21 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

peak polar bear vs peak gorilla

2018-11-01 15:14:26 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

you can't teach a bear to work out

2018-11-01 15:14:32 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

a gorilla can be taught to work out

2018-11-01 15:14:41 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

polar bear bigger than grizzly

2018-11-01 15:14:53 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

I'm giving the bears a chance

2018-11-01 15:15:04 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

no they don't

2018-11-01 15:15:10 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

not against a peak silverback

2018-11-01 15:15:34 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

with a protein rich diet and strength training, the gorilla could throw a fucking sedan at the bear

2018-11-01 15:17:26 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

holy fuck guys I just realised something

2018-11-01 15:17:36 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

if gorillas wanted to escape their enclosures, they easily could

2018-11-01 15:17:45 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

they could throw each other out of the enclosure

2018-11-01 15:18:00 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

<a:pepeeyes:411320765120774144>

2018-11-01 15:19:19 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

stop trying to cover up the truth, planet of the apes now

2018-11-01 15:19:26 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

just think

2018-11-01 15:20:34 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

a silverback covered all around with an kevlar

2018-11-01 15:21:16 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

wielding a m134

2018-11-01 15:21:28 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

a gorilla could keep the recoil under control quite easily

2018-11-01 15:21:47 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

dude this is no laughing matter

2018-11-01 15:23:33 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

>gorilla shock army

2018-11-01 15:49:39 UTC [The Right Cafe #shitposting-and-memes]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463779195114225685/507581998538293270/Naruto_.mp4

2018-11-01 18:50:58 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

orange man bad

2018-11-01 18:52:29 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

the only people who gain from socialism are useless breeders who shit out 6 kids just to get extra money

2018-11-01 18:53:59 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

that is what modern socialism boils down to

2018-11-01 18:54:04 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

so yeah

2018-11-01 18:54:08 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

I do

2018-11-02 14:08:06 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

not sure where the conversation is right now but I would like to remind you the gorilla would totally win with prep time

2018-11-02 14:09:10 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

dude a gorilla with prep time can make traps and work out

2018-11-02 14:09:26 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

either punji trap kills bear or gorilla lifts it up and throws it off a cliff

2018-11-02 14:09:47 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

yeah it is

2018-11-02 14:09:51 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

gorillas can make omelettes

2018-11-02 14:09:54 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

so they can make traps

2018-11-02 14:10:02 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

they use tools

2018-11-02 14:10:49 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

I think I know where my next paycheck is going

2018-11-02 23:12:05 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

tis time for the fall the harbinger of adpocalypse

2018-11-02 23:12:11 UTC [The Right Cafe #chat]  

#wsjkillskids

2018-11-05 15:15:17 UTC [The Right Cafe #shitposting-and-memes]  

**the eternal redname**

2018-11-05 15:17:41 UTC [The Right Cafe #shitposting-and-memes]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463779195114225685/509023506042716180/43980b6274248625b79ad6ff25ad5518.png

2018-11-06 18:16:34 UTC [The Right Cafe #shitposting-and-memes]  

btfo libtard

2019-01-03 18:07:20 UTC [Carpathid's Imperium #welcome]  

greetings

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