commie faggots

ooh, people fighting over me, this could be fun

whatever political party gives me the best argument, i'll join

what do you mean, what do I mean? argue your case,.

why should I join the socialist party?

that's a good point, socialists are gay. point for.

oooh, libertarians have cookies and milk, point for

so that's gay versus cookies and milk, hard choice

oh, anarchists have orgies, point for

you're pinging me now, @tsarsNeezy

is that chelsea manning?

poor socialist sounds so lonely

lol

oh, what? wait, what does that even mean?

is that a thing?

so, point against socialism

well jee if you insist

which party does the most for squid rights

lgbtbbq

who does the most for the environment

need to keep my ocean clean after all

wait, what's the difference between anarchist and tranny?

@ram3n all cephalopods matter

no penises?

what?

what about trans dudes tho?

don't they *want* penises?

no but they believe in penises, right?

but...some do

that's

there's literally a surgery for that

i'm not sure exactly what it is, @ram3n , but it exists

who are you talking to, scipio

oh, so prince doesn't have a womb

wait, what about some evidence from you?

i'm no fellow, i'm a squid

@ram3n so according to that harassment, low income, and assault lead to higher rates of suicide?

makes sense to me

it's commies that are gay tho

i don't think i've met a commie that wasn't gay

are libertarians gay?

why not

straight is so boring though

like, conforming to the majority? so creative

why tho

what do u stand for

convince me

freedom + no govt sounds nice

but how will u protect the oceans?

oh, so u still have govt

will there be restrictions on industry that prevent them from polluting the air and water?

hm, who here has the best environmental protections?

where are the stats on suicide rates in Netherlands, and trans rights in Netherlands?

whats your party stand for, @TheOneRJB ? Your info channel is empty.

yr literally the only one?

jeez

hey @PrinceFlamingo how many anarchists are there? are u the anarchist representative?

would an anarchist party even have a leader? how does that work?

lol

10 is enough for a leader huh

lol woops looks like we caught him with his pants down

"aw shit u want evidence???"

I can hear the frantic typing of his keyboard is he furiously googles for backup to his claims

fuckin capitalism, makin u pay to get access to scientific articles

well actually, @ram3n, we understand gravity a lot better now than we did in 1687

I think a paper published in 1687 about gravity would probably be pretty outdated considering our current knowledge

stop calling me squid daddy and maybe i actually will lol

that's better

i'm not gonna join your party, the @TheOneRJB. You couldn't even give me a basic rundown of your party's platform.

like, what is one actual issue you have a stance on?

can you name any?

@tsarsNeezy so u told me that libertarians are straight, but gays are fine. what is your party's stance on trannies?

you sound like a fash, pebble. why did you pick centrist?

so what does your ideal libertarian society believe should be done to treat mental illnesses?

gael

sure, sure

and your society would make therapy easily available to those that needed it?

charities

how would you guarantee that mental health needs remain supported if you rely on charity?

what if the people don't want that? just let the mentally ill suffer?

right

ooh, I like the sound of free healthcare @DeadRavagerGames

what would your party do to protect the oceans?

but gael, if everything is free, what do i need money for>?

@Gustavus the Thiccus less ocean protection? or more?

in what way?

describe your party's plans for protecting the environment

`We will protect the environment so we can replenish all non-renewable resources` you're going to renew...non-renewable resources???

..

which party guarantees the most rights for women?

everyone is saying themselves, hm

hey commies, we were talking about trannies earlier, what is your stance on that?

also is my theory that all commies are gay true

hah, i knew it

commie fags

any women here or just a bunch of dudes?

yes?

commies are gay

k i decided

COMRADES