cats love me im like the cat whisperer

but i wanna have a dofggie to walk trough nearby forest tracks and we visit the lake and ill get a bag to carry it if exhausted

i want a small dog though

if you only have negative shit in your life a dog or a kitty is a realy refreshing

do you get anti ugly ads ?

im not fat i only have it around my belly from all the beer

i dont drink water only beer

im a vampire

and that rhymes

not like that

5-10 euro a cheap meal here

i only order food

i got a frozen kebab in the fridge but i cant eat kebab all the time

mcdelivery is new in germany but its like they build a circle around my location where they dont deliver

my bro and dad got some but i dont even know the brand im not so much into that stuff

so you are a real cowboy

i just ordered some cans of snus i dont want to smoke so much anymore

but i need nicotine

im poor too brah sorry

id order you some if i had some spare

i bought thunder melon and raspberry snus

its like lil poach like a teabag filled with flavored tobacco you put in your upper lip

better than smoking

i like smoking but its like my lungs are like "nah get that shit out" and i cough everything out

non stick lungs

i used snus before

dr pepper is great but expensive

i love cherry everything

i literaly die if i drink a pepsi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q88VSlzeAZQ

im dead i cant drink water

i need something fermented or processed to hydrate

usualy i only drink some bad tasting cheap beer

never water

ill dodge that like a vampire

womans month <:peepoLove:534475869641768970>

nice

nice too omg

i want to wrestle

i used to care about the world and humans but then i died and now i only care for animals

and planes

and plane maintenance humans

its new istanbul here but better than old people they should die off quicker

i dont have a mom just a woman who raised me and didnt learn me shit

she also calls me names and puts me down pretty much every conversation

my mentality is 17 im much older though

283

i love black men and their abs, my fetish

i get all the girls but i dont want them maybe the perfect one i have not found yet

i got 99.7% pure synthetic cocaine

i got laced with so much lsd i build a tolerance on it does not affect me anymore

get a doggie

https://youtu.be/CNeNwplE_aw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0WlWMTfmNY&feature=youtu.be&t=47

tupac not dead

i got some warheads secured to drop into volcanos and all nuclear sites

tupac is my daddy

my name is sebastian

im black inside i dont know how i got in this body like an inverted micheal jackson

probably some shame campaign shit but i dunno i meant the skin color

i wish im kinda starving only got some vodka

might order some way overpriced chinese later

if the hunger pain does notz go away until im high and drunk enough to just sleep it out

water hurts me

cant drink that shit

i only drink beer no joke

yea kinda but its like something to hydrate with

that cheap beer i buy tastes like soapwater legit

eww cant drink wine i dont know how people can drink that shit

some beers are really nice if they dont taste like beer

i like black beer

im like in cider country here but i cant drink that shit

too much sulphur

haha yeah it got that effect on your bowels

im like 7 and 90kg

enough to drop a motherfucker with one punch

i told my mom how bad she is of a housewife which doesnt even buy groceries, cook or bake and that she can be replaced by a 200 euro a month maid

i love women fuck shit women

my mom sucks

i have no positive things to say about her

shes like an ugly leech sticking to my tooo nice dad sucking his life away

nah hes just to nice and convinend to do that

but it hurts me when i see him walking in with some cold ass chicken wings he bought after a 9 hour dayjob and there is no meal waiting for him

i told them, reaction of my mom was just screaming im an asshole asshole! at me but im just honest

if you are married for like 40 years and its all set and kinda going its ways even if its boring and shit

its kick out my mom not even thinking about it shes just worthless

shes the equavilent off a robo vaccum cleaner

never food

never cake

she doesnt care for the garden

she hates animals

im oldschool i dont listen to kanye

im gonna order some overpriced chinese

like 9 euro a dish, lil bit of meat sauce and rice

im gonna get some chicken with peanut sauce

but no delivery have to pick it up myself ><

i would be rich if i could have the money for every bullet fired at me

its like 2 euro a .22 which is smallest caliber

its actualy rare to see black peeps in germany

we got muslim invasion