Hello. Can someone ***ban*** me please

I demand to be banned at once

Dammit

You don't understand

I *need* to be banned

What if I can't stay

I would be most overjoyed if someone would **ban** me

Me to

too*

I demand someone bans me

I ***need*** to be banned

What does it take to be banned?

What does it take for a guy to get banned on here.

I **need** to be banned

@Human Sheeple How do I go about being banned

I can't do that, I must be banned

Imagine Yoshi from mario right.

Yoshi sits there, with his giant dinosaur dick. Raping the poor goombas of the mushroom kingdom.

Correct

But then, Bowser sees Yoshi raping these goombas. So he pulls a quicki with yoshi, suprising and him by raping him. Thus creating revenge for the goombas. *ban me please*

fuckingdammit

***ban me***

Listen, buster. I demand a ban.

I can not leave until I am banned

What task must I complete to be banned

How he going to drink the beer. Hes wearing a damn spacesuit

What the fuck

I demand a ban

BAN ME

Hello Oscar. I've been trying to get banned for about 15 mins here

They wont ban me

Because I ***neeed*** to be banned

But I can be banned. I can't get a million dollars

I shant give up

I will be banned

Aight mate I can type again

God dammit

the earth is a triangle and Tupac lives underneath it

Fat shaming is good for the economy

***I can't see the earth***

Ban me

What. But. No one likes me though

I honestly don't believe in the earth

the earth is a triangle and Tupac lives underneath it

Magnets don't exist

Vilextik you dont exist

Correct.

Also your ability to insult doesn't exist

Hah gotem.

I garuntee there's nothing you could insult about me that I don't already hate about myself.

I tell myself that on the daily

Try jumping off a skyscraper and see if that theory is still a theory on your splattered face

Gravity doesnt exist

Gravity is what keeps me from turning the shotgun into the roof of my mouth at night