Oh no.

So, A madman and a hard head.

Fantastic.

Ok listen.

The earth is a globe.

Not a fuck*n disc.

Let me guess...

It's on the backs of 4 elephants on the back of a giant turtle too?

@🍄The Mad Philosopher🍄

No, That's Discworld.

Obviously you have no taste in fantasy, Because you live in a fantasy!

I know that.

Terry got it from Buddhism.

@🍄The Mad Philosopher🍄 And they're all wrong.

Except for the Greeks and Romans.

Why should i?

You won't believe it anyway.

No flat earther does.

Ok, Let's go to the Greeks to prove it's been known for thousands of years.

For the mad yes.

For the sane, The proof is already there.

Ok.

Now who here has heard of Aristotle?

Ok, Well he was a Greek Philosopher, And he was the first to know that the earth was a globe

And in 350 B.C, He wrote a book called On the Heavens.

And this is what he wrote. http://classics.mit.edu/Aristotle/heavens.2.ii.html

@🍄The Mad Philosopher🍄 That help?

Well i'm glad your reasoning up.

@FBI shaggy Probably.

I don't know.

I'm not a flat earther.

I'm sane, Don't worry.

And you want to know an interesting fact.

It's suspected that Aristotle wrote On the Heavens to clear up the thoughts of Ancient Greek Flat Earthers.

Which was becoming more and more popular at the time of it's writing.

After that of course, People returned to sanity.

@🍄The Mad Philosopher🍄 The world is huge,

So you can't see the curve.

If our planet was smaller.

Much smaller.

Then yes we would see the curve.

But this is a big, Big big big big world.

Yeah....right.

What's the next fairy tale?

So...

May we discuss sane topics?

UUHHH

I can't take anymore.

God?

I'm not a believer.

Wait...

Your god?

I'm an agnostic atheist.

The whole thing on how we're in the mind of a god is utter bullshit.

@Hamburger Guy Yeah...

Have you heard of a high elves?

@Sheep of HAZeus Have you heard of the high elves?

I used to be an adventurer like you.

Then i took an arrow in the knee.

Do you get to the Cloud District often @Sheep of HAZeus?

Ah peace at last.

@t.forbes04 Annoying?

He's down right insane.

In fact, I have a bit of respect for Flat earthers now.

They aren't the most insane and idiotic anymore.

They're 2nd.

@Tejiu The Gecko

I'm here.

@Tejiu The Gecko Of course.

I'm not Big Brother ok?

@Hamburger Guy

This is him.

Now then, Ready to summon *him?* @Tejiu The Gecko

Ok.

Hope i do this correctly @Tejiu The Gecko

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh @Sheep of HAZeus R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Hmm....

Nothing.

@Tejiu The Gecko Again.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh @Sheep of HAZeus R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

@Hamburger Guy

Welcome @M i l♢

Welcome you lousy bastard @M i l♢

Is he on?

Well that didn't take long.

Well there's this nut on here.

He's.....well..God

And Satan

And Jesus

He not online.

Phew

@Sheep of HAZeus

So...

I see this place hasn't changed much in the last few days.

And i've been hearing on how people get muted just for saying their opinions.

Man the mods on here are great.

Absolutely great.

For all the flat earther's on here, And creationists, Listen, The world is much, MUCH older than you say it to be.

And evolution is real.

So next time, Try and make sure you read Darwin.