*"Rapper B.o.B. has caused a furore by tweeting that the Earth is in fact flat, and you only need to look at the evidence to come to the same conclusion. Obviously, prominent scientists have openly mocked this claim, showing the many ways in which it is ludicrous, no matter how many people insist otherwise. Theyโre right though; sadly. B.o.B. is wrong. His nonsense claims, such as the idea that Earthโs curvature should be visible at certain distances but isnโt, are just that: nonsense. His comments and insistent statements are little more than childish naivety. In truth, the conspiracy goes much, much deeper than that.*
*For example, the Earth really is flat. As in totally flat, like a sheet of glass. The definition of flat is โhaving a level surface; without raised areas or indentationsโ. So how can you have tall buildings and mountains if the Earth is flat? You canโt. Q.E.D. It would be like saying a hedgehog is flat, which, barring an unfortunate encounter with a heavy goods vehicle, it clearly isnโt.*
*Some might take issue with this, based on the flimsy evidence that they can see buildings, hills, trees, mountains and things like that everywhere, and may even be in or on them right now. This is just another example of how blinkered people are. If you look closely, the clues are everywhere.*
*For instance, whatโs the tallest supposed mountain on Earth? Everest. Except it isnโt. The name is a giveaway; itโs clearly a morphing of โnever restโ, because if you wanted to go to the biggest mountain youโd literally never rest, because it isnโt actually there. What about all those people who have climbed it, you say? Well, consider all the people who have died supposedly doing so. How do you die climbing something that isnโt there? You canโt. They were obviously killed to protect the conspiracy, whereas those who โsurvivedโ were willing to play ball...."*
