Obama did 9/11

so are you guys banning round earthers

Vaccines are pretty effective

man

he has the warned role

this is so sad

alexa play karn evil 9

Learn what

Man

There was someone who posted some 20 minute flat earth thing in the ice box

Gonna turn it into a movie night with my friends

I only got 2 minutes in but I was laughing

mike

That video is just so terribly made imo

11/10 animation

man

that video is so funny

There was one point where everything was spinning super fast and the planets didn't look like planets

And the stock photo of the blindfolded guy was 👌

dude

the video literally says that math is hard

Mike you should join me in movie night

so

is Mike here

I mean I got a bunch and I'm still very alive and healthy

@✧Mike Flatbird (Mike Blackbird)✧ was I supposed to learn something from that video

well they didn't really make any good arguments in that video

I realized that people need help with understanding basic physics

do flat earthers believe that the sun and moon are physical

are they in the atmosphere

ok I will stop you right there

Before I go on

Why are there multiple flat earth theories

whatever

do the sun and moon exist in our atmosphere

Implying this is a flat earth

do they move at a constant rate

i.e. unchanging speed

yeah but do they move at a constant rate

so are you saying the earth moves or the moon/sun move

so you're saying that the sun/moon circle around the north pole

if nothing moves then how are there day/night cycles

I did

And it has not changed my thinking at all

in their models, the sun and moon go around the north pole

so they do move

and judging by their models, they move at a constant rate

But you say that they exist in the atmosphere (dome)

Which means they would be subject to air resistance, and therefore have to slow down

This goes against the properties of photons

not much still means there is some

The dome theory cannot exist because it goes against physics because it does not take into account air resistance

or your dome theory

gotta move to the next theory

I know flat earthers have quite a few

lay them on me

One by one

Or something like that

but there is a curve

You don't see an angle if you sit on a large polygon (120-gon for example) because the interior angle is close to 180°

It looks flat but there is still an angle

idk why it would be hard to climb it

we also have helicopters

like how can we get photos of the "ice wall" and not do something about it

the core of the earth is pretty hot

Wait what

No one is stopping anyone from going over the ice wall

Just do it

Go over it

Send pics

what permission

and by who

literally no one is gonna stop you

ok

ok

Would be quite the long haul but ok

The ross and ronne ice shelves would be a good place to start

Because they are closer to the water

And what exactly would they limit me from doing

if I did get permission

Why is Argentina tiny on the flat earth map

Like it's super squished

isn't Polaris 89°

so how would argentina be normal size on the flat earth

what

that doesn't make sense

What do you mean countries are missing

lmao new zealand jokes

Except globes are accurate and there are some maps designed to be as accurate as possible

These accurate maps leave out the oceans

So landforms are correctly sized

Cool

oh no

wtf

Man

you are called mike, which is short for mikethesatanicman

man

even the bot knows your arguments are invalid

smh my head

They spin fast