Hello nya~

I was wondering if anyone wanted to discuss my theory about the Earth.

So, I have a theory that the Earth is actually a living being.
And it uses psychic powers to make the Earth appear round.
But it's actually a very large creature with many features.
What we see as the Ocean is actually parts of its massive body but we're manipulated to see nothing but water.
Which brings me to the next thing.
Water is actually part of the Earth and it infects us with parasites so we die.
And Earth quakes are the most scary thing.
If you check police reports after earthquakes.
Thousands of people all over the world go missing after them.
I theorize this is the Earth getting hungry and devouring random people.
If someone else could add or maybe discuss this further with me, that'd be wonderful.
Feel free to ping.

I've been looking for open minded people to discuss with.

But everyone keeps calling me crazy

The Earth is actually a living being.

I really hope someone discusses my theory with me.

Hello.

My day was good.

My furry boyfriend got a bit friendly though.

My back hurts, but it was fun...

Why.

I'm a bisexual emo furry vampire.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

No no no no.

It's a living creature.

Let me get the diagram.

Oh fiddle sticks.

I cannot post it for you.

Nah, it's a living being.

Okay, I got proof, Meatball.

Let me send it to you.

The Earth is a living being!

Yes

See, meatball gets it.

The Earth is a dinosaur, a living creature.

IT IS EATING US.

AND WE'RE BEING SHEEP.

WAKE UP

THE EARTH IS ALIVE AND EATING US

BIRDS AREN'T REAL

THEY'RE JUST SENTRIES FOR THE EARTH

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE REALITY OF OUR SITUATION.

THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY TOO.

AND WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!?

NOTHING

YOU'RE SITTING BACK WHILE WE GET EATEN AND OUR FROGS ARE GAY.

SHEEP

YOU'RE ALL SEEP

SHEEP

nIL

You got a mic?

Let's join the VC

True

Flat Earthie, you got a mic?

Let's join the VC

Reeeeeee

@I Am The New Drat

Join their vc

All of you are useless.

Carly Rae Jepson