ThePhoenixGamer55

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!p too much, too young, too fast by airbourne

!p tnt by acdc

!p tnt by acdc

!p crazy train by ozzy osbourne

^^What went wrong^^

Even better

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So Iโ€™m learning about the french revolution in AP world history rn and Iโ€™m thinking to myself

โ€œwhat do you mean the french grew the balls to have a revolution... all Iโ€™ve heard about the french is tales of running awayโ€

So my world history teacher tries to relate the Haiti revolution to the American revolution, specifically some things George Washington did... this is my reply just a few seconds before she goes on a rant

It was definitely no small sum

Zedbot be like

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Thats all folks enjoy yourself a very cursed day ๐Ÿ˜

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Alright so today I had this experience while hanging out with a couple of friends. We were playing resident evil 7 and a not to shabby girl walks in. Pretty enough for me to consider hitting on, and I was about to start my routine when Someone made a political comment. Obviously I said my usual thing โ€œBidenโ€™s a puppet and a child snifferโ€ and then this chick turns around and says โ€œwell Bidenโ€™ll end up being a better president than trump...โ€ I smiled at her looked away and found I couldnโ€™t look at her the same way, and those thoughts I was having as a man, magically disappeared... people joke about it but I really guess pure retard turns ya off doesnโ€™t it?

Its funny because the only reason she gave me was because trump got rid of trans rights in schools... and all that went through my mind was, โ€œand you care about that?โ€ The best part is I still have respect for her conservative family lmfao

I should have showed her the Megan going to the track meet meme

At my buds house, she was the neighbor

When I was still in school I had this materials and processing teacher give me extra credit for trashing the absurd salary football players get

Also why is a f*cking science teacher lecturing them on that?

Again no teacher, ESPECIALLY middle school teacher should be filling kids heads with that shit

Well I guess โ€œyou canโ€™t fix stupidโ€

Oh heres something that might make ya laugh, my friends such a pussy ass bitch BOTH of em made me complete half the game โ€œresident evil 7โ€ for them after saying its hard and scary... โ€œSPOILER ALERTโ€ it wasnโ€™t

A swamps a swamp, no matter where you are there will always be at least one creature tryna get an extra snack off your bones and its always full of shit... sound familiar?

Palosi is not awomen sheโ€™s abitch

Damn my jokes are terrible LMFAO

No, now its abitch

Have some more gen mic chat 2 and whoever else watches this chat

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@mods please smite my these posts lmfao

It doesnโ€™t exsist

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Lmfao, this is almost more amusing than last night at 3am

Imma get banned for meme spam yโ€™all

But Iโ€™m just lightening moods

Stop trying to get a discord girlfriend, chill out, and make yer own damn sammich... go drop $100 at a club if you want a blow job

Out of context cursedness... its my specialty

You sure about that, seems like thats what you were after, trying to get the girl back in the chat.. then going silent after failing

Lmao take a joke pal ๐Ÿคฃ

I made this just to reply to that lmfao @LEXI

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I fixed this meme

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In school pondering whether I should send this

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