https://youtube.com/watch?v=7h8cV8cHl7A&feature=share

The kid with the telescope looks like he’s about to put Linden B Johnson into office

Me getting back from Church to watch Zeducation’s YLYL

A smart person joke:

Me leaving the hospital after throwing a road flare into a room full of epileptic kids

Gordon Ramsey after eating anything he didn’t make

Me leaving the range after putting a 300 blackout in someone’s rifle chambered in 556

Cursed bullet

I am pro surprise juices, but, I think I am gonna wait awhile before I get this one

Found this Cheesehead in the woods

Hi everyone, if you have some time, I would like to ask that you keep my grandfather in your prayers, as he is currently suffering from lung cancer. Thank you.

Thanks, and God bless!🙏

Yep

He claims to be a Catholic, but no true Catholic would support abortion

As a Catholic (and just a Christian in general) myself I am saddened by this.

My cat Shadow

I hope.

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Bye

Can you please pray for my grandfather with lung cancer

He was 100% divine and 100% man at the same time

A sinless one at that

Yeah, but the foundation of our beliefs is having faith that our interpretation is correct

Amen.............and awomen lol

As will I

God bless you too

Good talking to you too

And here’s a big female bullfrog I caught

Hoppy boi

Tf?

He was wise

He wasn’t stupid, he asked God for wisdom

He was a sinner

He wasn’t stupid, he was a sinner

Yes

I agree

He was tempted and fell

Not stupid

I wouldn’t call someone stupid for winning as it is impossible to not sin

He did

Thanks again

In the day I let them jump into the water and bury themselves in silt, then I go and grab them. At night, I shine a spotlight in there eyes to blind them, then grab them.

I am eating

That’s all

Well let’s start a new one, what is your opinion on Revelation

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I only have a few minutes though, I have to start class

Gotta go

Yeah

Yes

Büłłphrøg

There will be no fucking swearing in this chat! Lol

Bad joke ik

Any way, I too would like an example of your theology teacher’s alleged incompetence

Brôthèr mãÿ Ī hævé śømë łôòpš?

Got a Remington Targetmaster model 510 for Christmas, it’s been in our family for 78 years

iF We pRInT MoRe MOneY EveRyONe wiLl bE rIcH

Old meme

Look up brother may I have some loops

Mormons be like: have you heard of our lord and savior Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan?

Bro, same this is one of the reasons why I love being Catholic.

I didn’t

I strongly suggest you do, you will meet some of the nicest and wisest people ever. (Not to say that other denominations do not have nice and wise people)

I got nothing against orthodoxy, however, I will say that generally orthodox masses are spoken in Greek or Coptic, and Catholic masses are generally spoken in the language of the region where the church is located. (Again, this is a summary of orthodoxy and Catholicism, and there will always be outliers)

I wouldn’t suggest going non-denominational, as those are generally the churches that support abortion.

Yeah

Sry for the wall of text

Thanks

Like I said there will always be outliers

I said it was ONE of the reasons I like being a Catholic, not the ONLY reason, also, that is the lowest thing on my list of reasons why I like being Catholic

I love Catholicism for the special relationship I have with God.

I never said it was, I should’ve rephrased that

Tho

Agreed

I also just believe in the Catholic Churches teachings, like how when the host and wine are concentrated, they Fully become the body and blood of Christ, while in other denominations, such as Lutheranism, they believe that the bread and wine are still bread and wine and that they rather just represent Jesus’s body and blood

Yes, I have some Lutheran friends that are extremely adamant about their faith

Yes

And I think that actually partaking in the body and blood of Christ is indicative of a special or at least different relationship with God

Amen

It says there’s only 18 members, I am not sure if it is legit

Me waiting for someone to start a conversation in the religion channel

Yes, God told the Jews to paint their door frames with lambs blood so the angel of death would Passover them, how can you get more literal?

The host and wine do become the literal flesh of Jesus

It is not unbiblical, to say that it is unbiblical, is to say that your interpretation is biblical, and you have yet to substantial proof supporting your claim, and the whole parable argument shows no true correlation with the matter of Jesus’s body and blood, because....wait for it..... Jesus can say things that are not meant to be taken literally, and can say things that are. Did Jesus not say that he would die on a cross and rise on the third day? And yet you aren’t saying that it is ‘unbiblical’ to believe that. Jesus said, “My flesh is true food, and My blood is true drink.” John 6:55

Jesus literally states that what we eat at communion is in fact his body and blood

He meant never die spiritually, for someone who is calling us simple-minded for interpreting things literally, you sure do take things literally

If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember that someone put a drum mag on a Zip 22... and loaded it with snake shot!

Thank you

It’s all good

I’m also a Catholic

You know what? Fuck you! *bullpups your ak*

Normal people: You can’t hear an image! Me:

If you are baptized, believe in and accept Jesus, and have last rites, you can go to heaven

If you don’t have last rites performed on you, you can go to purgatory, I like to think of it as the waiting room for heaven.

Yes

Thanks