They are only mostly bad

Truuueeee

SuperStraight white male

don't discriminate

I have a larger than average nose. It hampers my sight and is a disability. I want free money.

saaaame

I am a talking food bird. Where's my money?

Um, I'm 18, I can't look at 14 year old girls.

it referenced the wrong one

When I turned 18, my parents forgot

And now the legal age is 21

Don't want to anyways

Never been to a club or a party

I was a cashier at a grocery store. We know.

Grocery store or convenience store?

2002

ok boomer
jk

I'm not an adult and I have actual responsibilities

Me pay taxes, me still no get stimulus check

cya

would pirates say seaya?

At this rate, I'll be dating a tree.

Cya, wouldn't want to bya

I got a fortune cookie that said that I would learn the true value of a hug this week, so I've been holed up in my dorm room.

Dude, same

I always thought there was just an emperor

I occasionally trim my feathers

As a cashier, I had to sell that stuff. 🤮

When I go buy stuff for my gf, it will be in the future.

I am not a bot

Dyno Bot just assumed that I wanted to be a bot. I am offended. Cancel him/her/it.

I do it all the time. I grab my icepick and pop the pimple.

Take it from experience, don't use a knife

Why cycle when you can drive a car?

I have the first one

good luck

Drive mustang, get girls

But what would I know about girls

I prefer export. It's better economics

I'll just have a private helioplane.

Or a street legal tank would be nice

I'm sitting in a chair

about to go for a run

I have eaten too much chocolate this week

My dog is too

your dog's mind has been taken over by a cat

Prussia was cool twice in it's history

What if i just like looking at the girl bands?

I listen to classical

pray for me

I enjoy it at all times

I need only one to start off

Do you not realize that you could listen to classical music for weeks and not have to listen to the same thing?

At home, I listened to this thing called a radio. I listened to classical music on it, and expanded my knowledge of the music.

Yeah, youtube doesnt really let you expand what you already know

Gustaf Holst: The Planets, Jeff Hitt: Yellowstone for violin and orchestra, Antonio Vivaldi: The seasons. Thats almost three hours of music

18

I have a nephew and niece younger than you.

I started school two years early (homeschool), so I was always either the youngest, or the smartest.

i had no friends

I have no friends

I will have no friends

I have a dog, so I'm good

hey

I'm 5'9, and the tallest in my family

There was one more that I can't remember

I'm 18 and never been on a date. How am I this much a dad?

I worked as a cashier at a grocery store, and got it all the time from men and women. The worst part is that half of them thought they were original.

Dad: *curses* "pardon my French"
Kid goes to school
Teacher: "Does anyone know any foreign languages?