Foo the Flowerhorn, that's who it is.

Duuuude I came across a HUGE snapper turtle. Like 18" shell in diameter. Tried to keep it until we found out they were actually supposed to be killed on sight in our county.

@Dante they were overpopulating and eating up everything, as well as killing people's pets. So for like a solid year there was a hit out on snapper turtles.

I believe they were also considered an invasive species?

Dunno, but my friend's uncle found one that barely fit in his truck bed after he killed it.

They were enormous, and extremely dangerous.

I think they spent a long time breeding and all came out at once.

But yeah, snapper soup was a thing for a while, and it wasn't half bad.

Sheesh

here here!

Same with snakes. Even after death, the muscle reaction to snap at whatever touches them is still there. Watched a dead snake moving for over an hour, and every time we poked it, it would snap. Which was difficult since we shot the head off.

I can verify that dogs don't do the same.

My family poodle of 16 years.....oh my goodness.....

We had to put him down. He couldn't breathe. He was panting and panting night after night, his lungs were just done. Drove him out to the desert. Normally when you put him down, he'd scratch at you to carry him again.

This time, we put him down on a dune, moonlight and stars and everything, and he just sat there staring out.

Like he knew it was his time. And he quit panting and wheezing. He just sat there.

So a $0.80 shot of .380 later, he was gone.

Much cheeper than the $100 to put him down at the vet.

We buried him on his bed. He was a good dog. An asshole, but a good dog.

lol show us

This is quite disturbing lol

So I'm glad I put a bullet in my pupper's head instead of chopping it off.

Oh! I Saw that video!!!!

Like wth!!!

Yeah but that's only a few seconds of absolute horror. I can deal with that.

You'd be sitting there like, "OMG WTH WTH WTH HOLY COW IT'S TRUE! IT'S SO TRUE! THIS IS -" and then that's it.

Nooooo please don't put that thought in my mind.

^ what how why who told you this and how do they know and why would they know

I am willing to donate my head for evidence.

So long as I get it back.

We've gone from goldfish to public beheadings.

Also also also....i did this last night on accident....and I want to know I'm not crazy.

Have you ever stared at the mirror so long that you looked unfamiliar?

Like, the reflection looking back at you seemed like someone else entirely?

It freaked me the heck out. I was trying to get a pimple.

Well yeah, I was staring at it and thought it would seriously do its own thing.

It seemed like a completely different entity, I didn't recognize it.

Hi Ryan. We're talking about goldfish and beheadings. Welcome.

Don't ever do that.

I promise someone will come out of the towel closet and make you hang yourself.

100%

Can verify

Epstein totally killed himself. Using someone else's hands to beat himself to death.

Please don't lol

Only do that if you have feet pics to share.

Cause apparently feet are a thing

That's a call to action. Someone report him.

Alright, it's almost 4am, I gotta start on these biscuits and gravy. Thanks for keeping me awake y'all. 🙂

Jalapeno sausage biscuits and gravy

And I'm slow cooking some beef queso for lunch.

super duper unhealthy, but I've been healthy for a month, so this is my super duper cheat meal.

baked....hexagonal....breakfast bread?

biscuit ^

Smotheredddddd in super fat jalapeno sausage gravy.

Topped with an egg, over easy, chives, shredded cheese.

Texas y'all.

i'll post pics when it's actually done just to make y'all jealous.

I heard y'all gave up like 27 guns in total or something like that?

lol

Move to Texas, we'll love you here.

Do it.

I can get behind that policy.

Dude, just marry me for 90 days and I think you're solid.

@Xanth A scone is triangular in my experience...

Ok, so what do biscuits and scones look like in the down under?

Heya @john wayne we went from gold fish to beheadings to the differences in scones and biscuits.

You're all caught up. You're welcome.

I offered myself as tribute.

I'ma get started on breakfast/brunch. See y'all later.

Trump 2024

Edit: Someone offered a correction to the flowchart. Thanks!