Haha that’s truuueeee

Spider lives don’t matter

I once watched someone eat a scorpion alive

We have those

I’ve seen a chinese moon werewolf

I had a banana spider drop into my canoe, I jumped in the water....with the gators and snakes

Hehe nope they aren’t

Ah that makes more sense

Florida has all kinds of fun critters, but fuck Australia I wouldn’t try that

Ughhh

Coral snakes, deadliest snake in Florida but they have to chew on you and they’re small

If you’re in Texas be afraid of Austin

Ya shouldn’t it’s mini California now

Eh I was born here I love Florida but it definitely has its problems

All liberals

And.....*idiots*

I have many guns. But when they try to ban things like have mysteriously strange fishing accidents. Just dropped em

Hey @(•~•) I went to college in NM. Portales

No it wasn’t lol

Lots of people do floridaman segments, I usually just show them my local news

Haha

Pffft lmao

Australia doesn’t exist, it’s like that mythical Canada 🇨🇦 place

I can vc I guess for a sec

Haha ok, where is the vc here....hold on, ah general of course

Shit hold on a sec

Hehe stargate...I can’t complain I have every episode on dvd so I’m also a nerd

Oh Herro

I support tacos

More love
More peace
More tacos

Yuk reddit

Although I’m on twitter and I hate it

Deleted Facebook and Instagram twitter is next

Yeah there are Christian Arabs doofus lol

Yeah google needs a spanking

I’ve heard good things about DuckDuckGo

They’re a cat with no claws or a dog with no teeth. Defund the UN

You know what we should re organize NATO too

Wittle timmah pool had an interesting vid on the protests today. Can’t post it here but you can find it. I wanna hear Tyler’s opinion on the crap going on

Wow this is growing fast

I guess I’m banished to chaz for a week cause I lost. I laughed my ass off at Tyler’s video. See you all there cause we probably all laughed

Idiots

Also welcome to all the new people. Behave yourselves. Well mostly lol

Hehe

Oh I’m already there 😈

Nah my gf killed me inside a long time ago

Yeee, but she’s hot though lol! Also evil and mean

And a leftist

Oof

Although she is getting red pills slowly

I agree, and so does she, she accepts my beliefs, I accept hers, and we debate

Anyways what’s the over/under on how long it takes chaz to collapse?

I mean fully. I give it about 3 weeks

We need to make a poll lol

We shall see

Joe Biden sniffed me and touched me in a no no place

Damnit. Lol

Oh I didn’t get a color? Racists lol

Oof

Mmm hmm

Press x to doubt

Besides I’m asian and white

No I have a very strong tan, floridaman land

You’d be surprised

Do it lol

Nah it’d be funny, I’m used to it, I hang out with tons of trolls who do strange things

Wait wut?

Oh crap I forgot that was on

Oh lord this is epic lol

I lived in Daytona beach and was chased back into my apartment by an angry otter

Not a fan of klaven but I do watch sometimes

Cable is a scam

Yup

I’m done with football, nascar, the nba and mlb. I will now only watch hockey

Rat king you take that back!

It did

And the whole power and water thing

Walls suck! (Build walls) gums suck (pass out guns) racism sucks (institute segregation)

In Minecraft

Chopper rides?

I’d move the fuck outta there. Sorry for the swear

I mean seriously why stay?

We have great places in the south

I know

Oh btw what up @OffensiveTaco

I didn’t say invite New Yorkers we have enough lol

They can’t just ruin they’re own state

Their

We’ll take the good ones

I have 4 friends in Cali all staunch conservatives and they hate it there

In Florida we get New York and jersey jerks and Karens

My girl is

The worst places in Florida. Miami, Orlando, Tampa, and Jacksonville

Easy there rat king hehe

Don’t get us all banned

Damnit lol