Pizza.

> Can I put steak on the pizza?
@StonerWithABoner
Yes, but it has to be extra well-done

heck

> Excessive cursing is warnable
@SnowWhite❄
oh, sorry

bit bored, but otherwise well

> what the fuck am i doing with my life
@martypete
Not watching Jay and Silent Bob, apparently...

> Ya plz don’t curse guys
@Max4Z
Abrakadabra, Alakazam,
Joe Biden is is now a ham!

I liked Haunter

Has Cardi B ever correctly pronounced a word?

I'd rather start a petition to get somebody to screen Trump's tweets before he posts.

it's not going to be pretty when Trump wins.

But they aren't exactly pretty now

so no real loss.

But that reminds me; I should oil my shotgun.

I love my Mossberg. It's super reliable and I like the way it fits my hand and how the mechanisms work.

> we are the united states not the state with the biggest population wins
@DirtyBird
You don't want California calling all the shots?

> like i still have a respect for the democrats who just want to make america better and dont care about idpol
@RentalCleric
A dying breed.

All about how your life got flipped, turned upside down?

> taylor swift told me to vote for biden , should i
@DirtyBird
well I know from her music that she has excellent taste in men. /s

I WANT MY APPLEBEES! /s

Gotta love strawman arguments.

I despise Applebees. The one in my hometown closed.

I fully support Democrat voters wearing masks. I don't want to see their faces.

hallo, fren!

WAP: Weaponized Assault Penguins

America doesn't have a healthcare problem, it has a cost of healthcare problem.

"This isn't a tootsie pop!"

I'm sorry.

Masks work very well indeed for identifying crazy people.

It's all because of the *right wing rhetoric*

Left wing mobs are burning down left wing cities because of *Trump's hateful rhetoric*

There's a difference in a required setting.

@bambu Most people aren't as hateful as social media would make you believe, on either side of the aisle. Social media amplifies the crazies.

It's okay, Joe. Tell yourself your comfortable lies. Sometimes truth is hard to face.

I don't think he did. More likely, he deflected and brought up potential reform instead.

https://discordapp.com/channels/707691030748594288/724105119431524394/766333664522272809
He's not wrong, but Fox is at least trying to be a news outlet instead of pure oped and propaganda like other outlets (even if they do have a lot of oped, but at least they're honest about what it is), so outright insults for the sake of being insulting don't fit the image they are trying to create for themselves.

Laugh at that, you stupid bastards!

Howdy, Lucario

Yo, Fro

Wazzup, Taco?

I'm good. Just "working" from home.

Don't party too hardy.

> its green so its nature
@xd_gangster69
Note to self: a swimming pool full of cash is nature.

> If Orange Man Turns to Green Man?
@Froski
They'll stop accusing him of anti-semitism.

But Trump supports Israel and has Jewish family.
*doesn't matter*

Ignoring the fact that she'll only borderline be eligible by 2024, just tell them that, while she may plausibly be able to pull out the primary (doubtful if Bernie is any evidence), there's no way she'll win the general election, so her running would be surrendering four more years to the GOP.

I would, but I've never used Twitter. My boycott doesn't change much.

I have not voted yet. Waiting for lines to die down a bit.

Bold.

I don't want to replace Cruz or Cornyn, so I wouldn't even vote Joe for Senate.

Just let California leave the US and be its own communist utopia. I'd say send Oregon and Washington too, but then mainland US loses direct access to the Pacific.

> California has the second most republicans of any state other than Texas
@minecraftgamer420
And Democrats like to complain about 'disenfranchised minorities not getting their voices heard'

> i'd like to take out some congresswomen, some are pretty cute.
@Squibbo
Most of them are too old for me.

> Are working wages good or no?
@doctor cinnamon toast
Getting wages for your work is a good thing, yes.

> Democrats are evil devils
@Covid 19
Some of them. But I think in most cases, they're doing what they think is right.

> Hillary Clinton legit eats children
@Covid 19
Before or after Bill schtups them?

> Perspective is everything
@Dstar_Destroyer
Not quite. Objective truth exists, and perspective won't change that.

I think the real reason Biden picked Harris for VP is that he promised it to her to get her to drop out of the primary so they wouldn't split votes, so he could beat Bernie.

I disagree

her facial expressions are too much of a turn-off.

> Face it, porn exists because it's not hard to find attractive women who'll get naked. It's far rarer to find attractive ones who don't just throw it at everyone.
@DishonoredRonin
Well nudes of Melania exist.

I'm not making that argument; I'm only saying that Melania is not a beautiful woman who is unwilling to get naked.

> Question time: where were you when you heard that Ginsburg had died?
@I am Rees Mogg
Screaming in my car like a madwoman

then recording it and uploading it to social media, because that was a good idea.

RIP Tuck

Meanwhile, Hunter with hookers and coke

Biden

No, but if they can increase their Congress presence, I'll be happy.

I voted Libertarian for Lieutenant Governor of Texas in 2018.

I hate it when C-SPAN gets hit with scandals. They're by far the most fair news outlet.

Mike Pence

Dems want a return to normalcy and decorum? Pence can provide that.

But you know they're gonna call him all the -ists and -phobes in the book if he runs.

> Fire is very edible
@Failco
One does not eat fire; one drinks fire.

BLT(S)
Biden Likes To Sniff
@Failco

> I like the joe biden sign at the cemetery that one cracks me up
@Awmanthisgirl

got'em

souls is souls

yo

> Most Dems are true evil
@Failco
Most Dems are fools. Only a select few of them are actively evil.

> But they the ones in charge
@Failco
Idiocracy.

> @Arkayde the dem politicians are evil their followers are sissy bitches
@Suspected Kyle
Even for the politicians, most are fools. They generally believe that they are doing the right thing. AOC is an idiot, not evil. Pelosi is a partisan, not evil. Whitmer? She's evil.

The things that they believe in are evil, but the Democrats don't realize that.

Attributing to malice what can more likely be attributed to incompetence leads to hatred, which fuels the immense divide our country faces now.

That's precisely what Democrats do with their -ist and -phobic claims; they are trying to attribute malice to opponents.

Whitmer made a mistake sending covid positives to nursing homes. That makes her a fool. When it became obvious that it was a mistake, she doubled down on it instead of fixing it. That makes her evil.

I'm guessing she thinks Kavanaugh is a gang-rapist, too.

> if a boy wants me to use girl pronouns sure i will give it my best effort, it should be a law or compelled by big brother. if a boy wants to come into the public restroom where my 7 year old daughter is going pee ... newp to many creepers that ruined that for them. There are plenty of places where we have to overcompensate because of the creepers no community is immune from that.
@Awmanthisgirl
They apply that same logic to gun laws... "A few bad apples ruin it for everybody."

If you're on the sex-offender list, you pee outside. /s

Requested (m/f) pronouns, I'll respect. Compelled or absurd pronouns, hell no.

We spent the past 150 years establishing that men and women shouldn't be held to social gender standards, that was the whole point of feminism (right up until it wasn't...).
The idea of sex and gender being separate is which set of social gender standards you identify with. Since we've already established that those standards are flux and nonbinding, the concept of gender as a separate entity is pointless, and only your physical nature is relevant, since that affects reproductive function and health-related issues.
That's my opinion on the topic.

@Jwolf It's your life, do what you want with it, but my own personal suggestion would be to just wear the clothes you want to wear, keep your hair how you want it, but don't use drugs/surgery to alter your body. Just be forthright about it with the people in your life.

@Jwolf It's a meme server. People are here to make jokes.

Michael Jackson had pedophilia.

Mike Pence flies.

race does not equal culture; associating with a given community does not require being a specific race, so I think there's less grounds for "racial dysphoria"

@jabilson any particular reason Bush Jr. Got left out?

I thought getting your wisdom taken out was a Democrat procedure.

> But we are poor
@ninni._.burninni

Lucario was introduced September 2006.