I don’t have to like Trump, I just have to not like Hillary, and that’s the problem

That’s true

Either we got an entrepreneur or someone from the most corrupt family in American politics.

No one talked about or cared about Trump until he ran for president.

Now, everyone absolutely despises him.

You from Singapore?

Nice place @GingaBomber

@J Edgar C-lister as in?

He was

That’s not what I meant

When I say nobody cared I didn’t mean he wasn’t famous or popular

He just wasn’t that *big* in the news

Or

At least

News as we know it now

Ikr

I’ve only ever seen that one other time

I was completely caught by surprise when I saw Tim actually start typing about an hour ago

I’m uh

Just your average every day space trooper

Fighting for ~~the destruction of all~~ freedom

Yeah, you can tell

What if I don’t operate by the laws of physics

What if I’ve managed to break them

@Thanatos shush, dirty lizard

Gladly

~~I’ve faced mud crabs more fearsome than you~~

Stupid

What are you gonna call me a crayon-eater next?

@Senny no, no, we don’t, nowhere, we don’t talk about Jem, stfu

I’m uh

I’m from the moon so

... moon-ite

I’m pretty boring

**RULE BRITANNIA**

Oh fuck I’m running out of stupid shit to say.

#BombMars

WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE!?

They are terrorists.

This is why you leave democrat cities

2013: **listens to Rand Paul speak against the use of drones to kill suspected criminals** this guy is absolutely right.
2018: ... get the drones out. Now.

@Rjfenix that makes me hard just thinking about it.

Drones for crowd control

Anyone with me

Drones don’t have to be automated

I’m weary of AI myself

Trooper has returned.

Sort of.

I’m going to go make noodles.

“They’ll wipe hells ass with whatever flag keeps the smokestacks burning.”

Essentially, they’ll follow anyone

And if the person they’re following is so short minded themselves

The rest’ll change their entire goal just to make someone mad

@Thanatos thank you
@xorgy that quote is just one I found hilarious and it got stuck in my mind

Same shit, different war.

That moment when a famous wrestler punches you to death on a Jovian moon

@Thanatos I dont play every fall of duty, COD doesn’t have the reputation of being the best game series

The God Emperor gave us space marines.

Even though the space marines aren’t really marines.

Marines are naval infantry

Branch of the navy

The adeptes Astartes have-

Would you like to know more?

@Thanatos that has always bothered me

@Dr.Wol that’s what I was getting at, the space marines have their own ships.

They aren’t marines for that reason and many more

In space the combat is 3 dimensional

You can go anywhere

It’s not a flat plane

Not in technicality cuz the earth is a sphere

But compared to space and the combat style in it, it’s as good as flat

No, no you can’t.

Unless-

Nop

Why even have elevated bridges?

Why not just have a bridge within the ship that’s connected to a mass of cameras?

I haven’t watched Star Trek in ages

I’m a crappy writer-in-the-making with irrelevant messages

That moment when you use mars to symbolize the Middle East

And subterranean microbes to symbolize oil

I don’t like STDs either

My current focus is a story about a bunch of crewmen exploring the solar system in a ship with an advanced electric propulsion system

Which is to be followed by a story of marines using 2-stage suborbital craft to get anywhere in the world in 2 hours in the same universe

@Dr.Wol @devpav Human Outer Planetary Exploration craft, or HOPE

And then that is followed by the story of the future of that universe behind the eyes of a marine as he’s deployed across Sol

Blah blah idk

DS9 was best

Sisko was my favorite captain.

That’s brutal

I love that

Native Americans are fuckin awesome not gonna lie

Bomb mars

Occupy Freedland

Oops

There went gravity

And after I punch him he’s gonna be puking up moms spaghetti

**note: this is a joke, I’m not gonna punch someone for hating Trump**

What

Da?

Yeah, he spent so much time disowning his fans that he barely knows his own daughter