Not Swiss?

The impaler's.

Imagine me in Saudi Arabia.

I'm a proud gay black man.

I'm conservative. But have a few relatives who support the dole.

Slowly wearing them out tho

Been on a lotr/the Hobbit marathon myself. Peter Jackson did lotr okay. The Hobbit is way off. Hollywood. Always assuming ppl don't read, like their actors.

I sneezed 5 times in two minutes. Pretty sure it's allergies.

I have masks though. I walk around Walmart in the opposite direction of their painter's tape arrows.

Because the only reason they did it is marketing.

I only wear masks to avoid the Karens that box stores employ.

I placed a framed picture of Biden on my crapper.

So he can sniff

Is Greta going to do high school at all, or move to Hollywood.

I see Greta and I'm automatically reminded of the Swedish chef from the Muppets. She's like a leftist muppet I guess.

Soldier faced pony dogs

Well, once your Marxist revolution takes hold, ppl will be too weak to fight either way because they'll be exhausted camping in bread lines.

Which slutty Catholics are pro abortion? Inquiring minds want to know...

Well... I've had brussels sprouts before...and they disturb my sense of well being with taste, texture and smell.

I heard pepperoni in Europe is made from goat meat. The sweet goat meat.

Who here thinks Francis is an anti Pope?

Guess what...still yer Pope.

On a long enough timeline no lives matter.

I'm tired about hearing about nazis until they're mentioned alongside Stalin's overwhelming kill count. That crazy bastard killed at least twice as many people Hitler did in about the same amount of time.

Reminds me of a Poison song

Where are all the older Billionaire ladies who grab dudes at? I mean, besides Oprah...always been suspect of her...

I don't Stedman really existed tbh..

Rich people are just freaky. Poor ppl can't get as freaky without being on a registry somewhere.

I bet he smells like old person and vinegary balls

Betting Trump smells like KFC gravy and Brüt

|| it's a discord secret ||

Should

U need an ak 57 first

With a high capacity stock bumping magaclip

Since the pill was invented they haven't stopped trading up their men. And divorce rates sky rocketed.

Not really. Men can father children until the day they die. Unless they were previously barren for some other reason.

You know what they say. Can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs.

I've got a hankering for an omelette all of a sudden. 🍳🍳🍳

So, what you're saying is all those slutty women I know aren't really sluts? It's just society projecting it's patriarchal framework upon them? I'll have you know I can get most of the trollops to drop panties in 10 seconds or less.

Damn you patriarchy!!! Always turning my girlfriend's into sluts!!

Mmmm...cadsbury cream eggs....

My kids are still in my banana hammock. Somebody's getting some more than me.

Lol

Bet Michelle could clean and press 200 lbs cold.

Well standing next to her husband she looks veeeery muscular.

Guaranteed he didn't even finish that weiner. Just a photo op for him. So wasteful.

Hol up...u mean all that time Michelle was attending those state dinners she'd sit there silently handling her incontinence with disposable panties? Disgusting. Un-American. And disrespectful.

You ain't my cuh, fam

tik tok. It comes from...Chy-Nuh!

Blm, antifa, sjw's, leftists in general are just the children and grandchildren of hippies of the 60's and 70's. Except with shittier music and face tattoos.

I'd pay good money for a Sanders vs Biden Celebrity Death Match

Trump would hip check the old fella once and he'd go down yelling, "why Corn Pop, WHY!!"

Learned the other day Tom Brady came really close to marrying Trump's daughter. Now that would have been something. He'd probably be chief of staff right now instead of playing in swamp ass Florida at 42 years old.

Who dat?

Reminds of a south park where pc principal gets his frat brothers to turn in their mutual consent forms.

There is only one sure way to build up antibodies. Lick...every... doorknob...you...see.

Soy sauce is alright tho

I'm curious about the actual ingredients in Burger King's new fake whoppers.

Freshly squeezed...with juicy bits of femininity.

I've actually watched a month or so ago while hungry. My lazy ass went directly to McDonald's.

You have to burn more calories than you consume daily to lose weight, even while resting or asleep. Doctors recommend relatively healthy people double their heart rate 30 minutes a day 4 days a week and not eat like a retard.

You could visit a third world country for a few months. Or join the Peace Corps. That's guaranteed to slim you up. Or enlist in the Marines if your body isn't too far gone.

Are you one of those coffin dancing nurses? I saw a smoking hot one on the interwebs a couple months ago.

Scrubs before skirts... don't like it, but I feel you.

I remember a time when doctors and nurses didn't wear pajamas to work.

Could be worse. You could be like nurse Jackie.

Sup twinks?

Heard something is spineless...

Piss off boba. Han shot you first cause you're a shitty character.

It's bebe fart.

Guns are weaklings. Grab a man by his balls and twist like a man. That's legal self defense.

I'm serious. Grab a handful. And open like a pickle jar.

If I want to visit Chi-Raq I'd go black face first. To get in close...then twist off gonads. Stealth.

Artillery is for queers. Just get in close and punch balls.

These ppl aren't soldiers.

Gonna visit the Man Hole. I let you know what they say.

Punch the jewels.

Pffftt. Where is that rapper that presided over CHOP with an ak47? At home with his mama. Cause nobody punched him square in the balls.

Ball punching takes zero time and energy. Coordinating artillery strikes after the fact requires a coup. Which you cannot do.

Square in...da balls. The tummy ache kind of nut shot.

So you're whiteness changed? I want some of your edibles.

Did you take a 23 & Me? Pull your shit together

Jose. I love quesadilla ahogada. It's my favorite food.

South Dakota? The Don couldn't be safer.

Nobody lives there.

Most of us here live in flyover states. No worries. But it's also why polls are so wrong.

If I had that... I'd be solo happy. I'd still a gas station nearby tho.

I'd be like these oldies

Look at Kobayashi right there. Is there gonna be a dog eating contest tomorrow? Or are the Dems still crying out there vaginas over a flu?

But you're not Luka.

So you suck baller balls.

Ouchie

Not Luka is a Chevy fan. Now I really hate him.

From yugoslavia? The OG POS?

You're welcome here. They don't even have tools to fix those anymore.

Sometimes I watch you tube to see all the crazy car accidents in Russia because it's pretty much lawless over there. Every once in a while I'll see a yugo.

Insurance out there is out to lunch too.

Now I want one to drive around in my backyard. Sounds more like a farm vehicle.

Not if can get a manual tranny.

They're tiny cars.