@󠀀󠀀AK chat shit get banged yeah that'd be sick

@DUB3R5 lad fuck dual swords a fucking mace would be sick

If you don’t scream “BAZINGA!” While charging Zombies you’re weak.*

charging into zombies with mace in hand, iron clad armour on horseback in a final blaze of glory with God save the Queen in the background < anime tiddie

Yeah but

Maces are fucking sick

trebuchet

@RatKing legit what I've been saying but these betas man

Not to be confused with niggerta

Like not in a weeby way but samerais, like there trained to kill and ain't just fighting from pure bloodlust

Knights are only good in large numbers under the king

Samerais are hired guns

Vikings are just angry knights

No

Samerais were hitmen pretty mich

Samerai were hired by the rulers of Japan to protect them and collect taxes and shit

Nah

Samerais wouldnt loose though

So no self oof

You definitely have

Nah France ain't Viking

<:whitey:467822735624765441>

They got fucking destroyed

Viking king came over through scotland, killed our king, took over.

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angery man tells truth <:whitey:467822735624765441>

Ahaha white name

Wait

Shit

The Vikings did good ngl

But England was luck

No it isn't

Crimbaw is fucking disabled speak

It aint

They don't tho

They say Christmas like most people

Fucking crimbaw

It aint

I ain't allowing it

Mate

No you don't

Sorry pal

Too deep?

Lad the only tradition we have is calling everyone a nonce

Untrue

But okay

Unless that's just Yorkshire

Not much interesting Lorne fyi

They walked through there and killed loads of peeps

Then took throne

That's cooler England lore

No no he aint

Basically

Eric said to two people (french king, Norwegian king) "ay yo this land can be yours" he fucking dies. Neither of them know who owns what

The sons like

Ay

I want this land

Frenchy enters the battle

Son survives

Vikings enter battle

Vikings win

Oh shit yeah oop

Lad I'm British and I got the wrong guy

Dw

@Jeffery <:whitey:467822735624765441>

But basically Japanese history better personally, I ain't a weeb but its cool as fuck

Some one fill me in what we talking about

Yeah I'm probs gunna do an apprenticeship instead of uni ngl

Wait whats your apprenticeship in @Deleted User

I can whitle shit so tools can be made

Two morning cigarette

Nah just a pocket knife

So we kill Tea and eat him

Yeah but its a rarer meat

If you want quality you pay more

NFL Lorne itll probably break after a few hits if its a good material and good shape it ain't had much time put into it if its also cheap

Yeah

Yeah but

Any gun > bow

Desert eagle for when you miss the fucker too many times or the arrow breaks

I couldn't UK knife law

No blades over three inch

@tea in UK?

Not legal to have on you though

Yeah but more often than not they don't think your honest

Get charged

Legit shooting is so fun

Thanks @sweatercowsandsass

Waot what

Unless its foldingand under three inch

Every meat has a different taste

So I mean

Teeth on em

Yeet*

Yup

Well actually

I think you can have them in your house

Just not to carry around

Big difference