+giveme consent

I join right when the important life questions are being asked

Frosty Jack's make a killing for glorified paint stripper

I'm not a pro on Whiskey

I legit only drink Ale

William Wallace is rolling in his grave

I have to walk back from work in the dark at just 3:30PM, I fucking hate it

It doesn't help that I live in a town with Pols who love to drink and fight

I just hate the thought of being jumped because I look like an adult who never escaped the emo phase

My gf can relate to you ngl

She fears the same thing bc she's alternative

More the people who come out at night

@Crawfoot That's why we're a perfect match

Yeah and I'm also an attention whore

Travel sickness would be understandable, but I'm not getting it my dude

The only reason I don't like buses is that you can't smoke on them

Same reason I don't like pubs

England

Unfortunately

Same

Nah I'll get my gf to do it, cheers though

At least coaches are clean and too expensive for tramps

>expecting a local bus company to take care of their buses

lul

>living

lul

I literally went to Scotland once for ICW

Transporting gear for a gig is the WORST

I don't miss band life

We have no rights remember

We all have our guilty pleasures

Animal Abusers deserve the death sentence tbh

Sadism amirite?

Memes ruining a banger

Anyone who doesn't sing along to Fairytale of New York at the pub during christmas should be shot on sight

@Tailed Feature you should be shot on sight

YA CHEAP LOUSY F A G G O T

While yes, The Pogues are awful, Fairytale of New York is the best christmas song of all time

YEET

Honestly it creates a great atmosphere when you're singing it in the pub with mates

Aight so I'm not sleeping tonight

If you sub to Pewdiepie I'll cut off my big toe and turn it into an XS buttplug

This is epic. Can we get this to 10k likes?

We finally reached 100 subscribers!

I actually can't

GG

@Crawfoot Thanks for sharing proof that Santa is indeed a nonce

pedo

Santa is the epitome of a bear

Ok but why does she look like Chocola

@FUCK fire You're missing out

Ah boy

Here we go

@Dandy Zerg "Gimmie that Bikini Bottom look" "I got you fam"

Surely petting a cat making you horny is worrying

Like that raises questions

He's legit adorable

I favour small dogs over big ones

Like terriers and shit

Well at least they can't tackle you and give you a concussion

My German Shepard was so hench that she tackled me so hard my head bashed onto the concrete patio

Oh shit I never thought of that

Thanks for the wisdom

❤

In a world where the whitest kid on earth is suing Epic Games for using the floss, I'd say white people bad

Sorry, Mr. Blobby

Memes aside, Mr Blobby terrified me as a kid

That seems like a scenario that probably happened irl

Noel strikes me as a weirdo

I mean

We are on planet earth

Weirder things have happened

@Tea I aim to please, Holmes

I'm original

woosh

I thought Boogie got his vagina years ago

The man on the right has been doing his squats

jeez

@Little Demon oof