6”5 absolute chad

I can imagine

I have to lean down to kiss my gf

She’s so cute and small

If your gf is a chad you are doing well

Skinny

Ok

Haha, don’t worry, she doesn’t look remotely anorexic

Yeah

How tall are you bonk

I share the same problem with you

When she does it’s really cute but I don’t always make her

Haha

I should’ve known to t-pose during sex

How old is pasty

Nice

Nice

I thought so

16-17

@ThatGuyWithPaste don’t let her get hit by a car! <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

Keep your gf safe man, good luck

Nice

If you get everything done quick your dog should be fine

Ear Infections aren’t typically lethal

God, I love not having two beds at my house

Cuddling is the best thing in the world

Change my mind

That’s gulag dumbass

Search up gulag dab, you’ll find it

Good luck Dionysus, I know how you feel man.

I don’t blame you

My gf has some creepy step brothers who may or may not jack off to her.... I feel so bad for her

(not a communist retard don't worry) listened to this soviet song from 1940... it's lyrics are really cute

katyusha, the song is basically the book i wrote

that's like 50% of what I say here, in other words, hell yeah

yeah, im with templar

MYLEGS ARE FREE THIS WEDNESDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

not sure if i want to get some ass or go for a run

>tumblr

yeah alright

I've been acting as a housewife while my GF goes to work

I don't like it but hey, what else should i do

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, got fired from my job

Eh, I didn't get to do much anyways. I'll move on and explain that I got hit by a car and thusly couldn't go to work

getting a good job in seattle is kinda gay though

alright

I'm going to search for some good publishers for my book, g'night

I hate having to go and meet family members but hey, it’s worth it hopefully

>generation that produced boomers through dick and balls are boomers
*hmmmmmm* <:hmmm:594365799263633419>

I wish my bus didn’t break down

Because no I’m stuck here

And I can’t do D&D

20 minutes around

My legs are still broken

Nah

My gf is with me

No idea

Yeah

Hope it’s over soon

My casts are off now, now all I have is a broken left arm, and a brace for my ankle

Woooo

Imma go eat some bacon, fuck my girlfriend and buy a USP

Bye for now

I hate seeing kids get hurt but there's definitely other ways to stop school shootings like: literally just having school police officers

oh yeah

with you on both of those

exactly

yep

i fucking hate libtards who use school shootings to weigh on feels to get gun control

then the only people with guns are the bad guys

then who can defend themself? nobody

yeah

they pushed the kid to the limit

they should have something like a 'co conspirator' charge for bullying a school shooter

wrong phrasing and timing lmao

open teacher carry seems cool tho

yeah]

hmmmmm.

one... i mean four of my teachers were pedos

@Gil yeah

hell, the FBI doing something for once would be great lol

>FBI is told 30 times that a kid wants to shoot up his school
>"eh, lets just go gank some random shitlord from 4chan instead"

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

>tfw can't get married for 3 years

neither of us are religious, not atheist, just never got into that stuff when i was littler

yeah

thanks for that

I still can't believe I'm with the girl I had a crush on in middle school

Yeaah

I'm going to miss her so much when I get deployed

just a question, will there ever be a /lit/ channel or can I die alone

Well, i’ve known her for ten years

You’d basically post stuff about literature; books, poems, that type of stuff

Aight