Dim

Lol Rank beg.

Arch the back and make an Ahego your all good.

E-Z trap

How I view rank.

What about girls with both vaginas and dicks?

What then?

Its something more.

Lol

Whats wrong with dick if you get a little pussy too?

Dark times ahead.

Gross

Stop

Eww.

This is upsetting.

Why did the ogre tits have the effect they have?

If you got to much blood you should try some planetary rituals of saturn during the hour of the moon. Probably just invoke the planetary spirit and ask a favour.

We be darkages now

Warfarin goes good with booze.

Trust

I try.

I feel like I should crack open my old planetary magic grimoire and just go full balls to the wall retarded.

Well rejoice, your in the modern age so your slightly more likely to survive this affliction.

Lol

Soup just use an I.V bag and replace all your blood with perfluorocarbon

Oh wow.

TIL

You developed a morbid interest after you realized out low your chances of a cancer free happy life were?

Wait if I poop on the pregnancy test will it tell me if I got ass cancer?

I believe I have depression but my actual diagnosis is aspergers.

Not gonna lie though the pills did clear that up pretty quick.

*puts on jordan peterson mask* Clean your room, put garbage in the can! Stand up tall your a christian man!

His degree was truly not a waste.

Soup what meds do you use?

I use Escitalopram, I find it helps./

I never heard of wellbutrin.

Yer balls were the size of two plumbs in a fucking sock.

Just means its time to take up cucking.

Hey either get better dick, or lose the chick.

Every one who as Autism is the product of sex, therefore sex causes Autism.

If you got hair and a small dick, low T, big dick no hair, High T.

Ez

Thats how we know Count Dankula has a big dick, because his hair line is receding faster than light falling into a black hole..

Hah

That feel when your entering a psychonautic trip infront of your gnostic altar to the nameless horrors of the cosmos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVGcRNotCAE

4am is the prime time to commit a computer science crime.

Oi!

Sorry to interject completely non-relevant stuff here, but I ate 4 barbeque pork dumplings just now. They were easily the worst thing I have had in my life. This is after getting food poisoning from a turkey sandwich today. I just wanna share my suffering so you may all smile.

@Tea KAIFU CARES!

They call my Grand Autismo, I win the slow mo race yo, going real fast, make sonic finish last.

Pics or your weak chin bitch

I can't its hidden under my fat folds and neckbeard.

I can post a pic of my lack of hygiene if you want.

I am a programming student I am allowed to look like shit rn.

*fuck*

There

Thats all you get tho

My legs are private.

Indeed

My GOYIM!

God the beard has to go.

I can't take it anymore.

I look to fucking gross.

I will tomorrow.

Is it on your pussy?

Lol

The humble jungle.

I would shave my pubes but I share my buzzer with 2 other people. So my dick just looks like a goomba on a field of red and black.

Why is your chin bald?

It is very nicely trimmed and quite thick looking.

Same thing.

stroke it you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUG0cGwCDX8

Dev-chan

When did bethesda become THIS retarded?

gr8 age of indie games I guess.

Yeah they were at least playable right.

Fuck when I cough my mouth tastes like ash.

Oh wow the general chat has general spelt right.

A meme dies

I like them because china sells them for cheap.

<:tism:437340219079917568> 📣 🍆 😰 <:wellfed:437361047079485447> 🤢 <:imout:437239184269508610>

Lol

You forgot your drugs?

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I wrote nigger in autism.

I modelled autism script off hebrew and japanese.

I am proud of myself.

Then why do you keep doing it?

U r ur own god bud.

Welp

I mean yeah being able to do it doesnt mean you should.

Next thing you know your 40 with that mindset fucking a woman you didn't marry doing blow off of a asian traps ass.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

*fuck*

To late now do what ever you want.

Turning 40?

Yeah I would say so.

Shoulda offed yourself by 29